Paul Conway
Region: US
Saturday 27 June 2026 19:22:58 GMT
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Rowan Boyd :
Saying “bless you” when someone coughs.
2026-06-27 20:12:14
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Puddles :
I love saying "Grow up" when someone sneezes
2026-06-27 21:19:09
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Anthony DiNardo :
Whenever someone loses anything, I say “Want me to call it?”. Could be keys, wallet, purse. It’s always funny as long as it’s not a phone
2026-06-27 21:06:13
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kierrakc :
One of my favs recently is “That’s AI”.. mainly when someone shows me anything on their phone, works best with personal pictures and videos
2026-06-28 03:28:20
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chloe appel 🔻 :
my favorite is “let’s not fight…it’s christmas” when it is no where near christmas
2026-06-27 23:16:04
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Alice Jane :
I knew a guy who would say “you will be!” whenever someone said thank you.
2026-08-24 08:56:36
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Artemas Ottem :
When someone compliments my name, I say, "Thanks, I got it for my birthday."
2026-07-17 07:51:23
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Paíge :
it's not even funny but i love saying "want me to pick anything up for you?" when i go places that dont make sense like the mailbox or doctors office
2026-06-28 10:17:27
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jt1717171717 :
When someone says “colored pencils” or something like that, correct them with “pencils of color”
2026-07-24 00:55:50
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thhhhhheeeeooooo :
I love to say, "Don't spend it all in one place" when you give someone a gift card
2026-08-08 15:56:00
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sebthewise :
Telling someone to have fun when they go to the bathroom
2026-08-21 07:42:39
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1SK_SushiChef :
To the bathroom one I always say "no fireman holds his hose alone" and when it's a subconscious response in a serious setting sucks
2026-06-28 03:19:32
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hollowinholiday :
I randomly say "no offense" or "no pun intended" in normal conversation
2026-06-28 03:58:31
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redraptorr :
Whenever a coworker is clearly on the phone with a loved one and ends it with “I love you” I always ask after they hang up “was that [insert boss name]?” Laughs every time
2026-06-28 07:11:50
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I’m a RABBIT!!!!! :
Risky bits was my nickname in highschool
2026-06-28 01:24:50
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veryberryman :
When one of my friends gives me a compliment, I ask if this is the part where we kiss.
2026-07-12 08:57:54
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Rick :
My less risky bathroom bit: When someone says they are going to the restroom, I say “Give them my name and you’ll get a good seat”
2026-08-19 15:19:23
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IisAmnesia :
Say ‘bless you’ when someone sneezes. Say ‘I heard you the first time’ when they do it again
2026-06-28 13:20:29
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PlasticThottle :
Any time a friend is slightly nice to you or compliments you respond with “omg are you hitting on me?”
2026-06-28 14:23:34
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emma :
risky bitsness
2026-06-27 22:09:35
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dani 💕🌈🚦 :
I have a stim that mostly comes out at work where I meow. and when I notice my coworkers looking at me weird, probable bc it's the first time they've seen me do it I go "well say it back???" all offended
2026-06-28 14:59:46
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Honda civic on roblox :
My fav is being oblivious to pop culture
2026-06-27 20:30:05
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Anthony DiNardo :
Whenever someone asks me the time, I look down at my empty wrist (I don’t wear a watch) and guess the time. It’s hilarious when they don’t even realize I don’t have a watch on
2026-06-27 21:03:29
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user3534370135561 :
Missed opportunity to say risky Bitsness
2026-06-27 21:55:17
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