Fuck you. #venttok #gtasanandreas #relatable #core #relatable I hope your phone charger always clicks right in and charges your battery super fast! I hope your favorite show gives you the most heartwarming, perfect finale ever. I hope your pillow is always perfectly fluffy and wonderfully cool on both sides. I hope your path is always clear, or that you get to walk behind someone with the cutest little dog. I hope your favorite pen glides smoothly and never runs out of ink when you're writing something special. I hope every fizzy drink you open is perfectly bubbly and refreshing. I hope you get to enjoy all your favorite snacks without ever biting your cheek! I hope your socks always feel like they just came fresh and warm out of the dryer. I hope you always feel totally comfy, cozy, and right at home in your own skin. I hope your ice cream stays perfectly chilled so you can enjoy every single sweet bite. I hope your shoelaces stay perfectly tied in cute little bows all day long. I hope every time you do a little sneeze, someone instantly says bless you!(I'll say it first) with a big, friendly smile. I hope your autocorrect always knows exactly what you mean to say and fixes all your typos like magic. I hope whenever a catchy song gets stuck in your head, you know all the lyrics and can happily sing along. I hope your favorite cozy mug stays whole and beautiful for all your morning coffees and teas. I hope not a single drop of your delicious coffee ever spills on your favorite outfit. I hope your toast always lands safely on your plate, butter-side up and ready to be eaten! I hope the moment you close your eyes, your phone knows it's time for quiet, sweet dreams. I hope you always remember exactly what you needed whenever you walk into a room. I hope the person in front of you at the drive-thru has the quickest little order ever (or decides to pay for yours!). I hope the vending machine accidentally gives you two of your favorite treats instead of just one. I hope the strings on your favorite comfy hoodie are always perfectly even. I hope you always get the shopping cart with the smoothest, quietest little wheels. I hope your shampoo bottle gives you the exact perfect amount right before you need a new one. I hope your battery magically holds on just long enough for you to save your game and send that last text. I hope you tap the skip ad button with perfect precision on the very first try. I hope your microwave popcorn pops into perfect, fluffy little clouds every single time. I hope your cozy movie nights are always buffer-free and filled with the best snacks. I hope your neighbors are as quiet as little mice, especially when you're trying to sleep. I hope your earbuds magically untangle themselves the moment you take them out of your pocket. I hope your little pinky toe stays safe and happily avoids every piece of furniture in your house. I hope your exciting packages arrive a day early and completely make your day! I hope your pizza is always perfectly cheesy, warm, and baked with love. I hope your favorite comfy pants last forever and stay soft and perfect. I hope your toast pops up with a cheerful little ding! right when it's perfectly golden brown - @dunja_bellic