Olaoluwa Bello :
@Olaoluwa Bello:@Phyna
#TheWorldCup
TITLE: CR7 vs M10: Generation Marriage.
*CAST:*
*Tunde* - Husband. Die-hard Ronaldo fan. Portugal jersey 24/7.
*Blessing* - Wife. Messi stan to the bone. Argentina jersey, waist ready to wiggle.
*SETTING:* A typical Lagos flat. TV, couch.
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*SCENE 1: FIFA World Cup- MESSI SCORES*
_Living room. Argentina is playing. Blessing is on the edge of the couch. Tunde is frowning with arms folded in his Portugal jersey._
*COMMENTATOR (TV):* GOAAAL! MESSI!
_Blessing jumps up, starts wiggling her waist aggressively in front of Tunde._
*BLESSING:* _screaming_ MESSSIIII! The G.O.A.T! The goat, Tunde! Look at your face! Frown well! 😂
_Makes exaggerated sad face at him 😡_
*TUNDE:* _scowling_ God abeg. Offside self. Na luck. Ronaldo is still the G.O.A.T. The real one.
*BLESSING:* _dancing_ Keep frowning, Mr. Siuuu. My G.O.A.T just cooked you. Messi for life! _wiggles again_
*TUNDE:* Abeg shift. Omoh Blessing your waist go fall off o!
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*SCENE 2: WORLD CUP - RONALDO SCORES*
_Few days later. Same couch. Portugal vs Ghana. Tunde is standing, shouting._
*Commentator (TV):* RONALDOOOOO! SIUU!
*TUNDE:* _running in circles_ SIUU! SIUU! ORO-ORO NO DEY FADE, BLESSING! Did you see that? That’s my G.O.A.T!
*BLESSING:* _arms folded, unbothered_ Oya calm down. Messi is still the G.O.A.T. He has more Ballon d’Or awards. He’s the number one soccer player in the world, Tunde. Accept it.
*TUNDE:* Number one of soccer ke? You mean number 2 of soccer? 😂
*BLESSING:* _sassy_ If Ronaldo scores again in this match, may I be barren!
*TUNDE:* _gasps, drops remote_ God forbid! Woman, you won’t be barren! Your love and obsession for Messi is too intense. God will bless you and me with twins, even with this your Messi madness.
*BLESSING:* _laughs_ You wish.
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*SCENE 3: FEW MONTHS LATER - BABY SCAN RESULT*
_Hospital. Both are holding scan photos. They’re giggling._
*DOCTOR (off-screen):* Congratulations, it’s twins. A boy and a girl.
*TUNDE:* _eyes wide_ Twins?!
*BLESSING:* _looking at Tunde, then bursting out laughing_ Ahhh so God heard us!
*TUNDE:* Oya oya, agreement time. Boy na Ronaldo. Girl na Messi.
2026-07-01 12:33:38