I had a total hysterectomy and I get asked date of last period and I saw August of 2023 and they get really nervous until I tell them 😂 it's so funny each time
2026-06-29 01:17:14
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General Guan :
one of these days my gf's parents will realize I have a vasectomy
2026-06-29 13:45:15
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ToastyBird :
I guffawed heartily
2026-06-29 15:37:03
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perestroika713 :
LEBANESE!!! 🇱🇧🏳️🌈🇱🇧
2026-06-29 01:30:41
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lynore :
i get asked this as a trans woman a weird amount (oddly affirming). my best response was while i was dating another trans woman and said "we're trying but nothing works!"
2026-06-29 09:58:59
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karliiowneaton :
I’m not on birth control and the OBGYN was so confused.
2026-06-28 21:12:13
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guppy :
im ace and my doctor says "as you know, im required to ask"
2026-06-29 16:07:47
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Juniper :
as a lesbian with a total hysterectomy this is my favorite game ✨️💗🥰
2026-06-29 16:16:15
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gremlin :
being a lesbian who hasn't had sex either is interesting, like my dads next to me and yall are asking if I've been sexually active, and then you're surprised I say no?
2026-06-29 16:20:47
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Xael :
LMFAO
2026-06-29 12:18:08
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Cassidy💀 :
This is hilarious
2026-06-29 16:08:52
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cass🧸🕊️ :
without fail every time
2026-06-29 13:48:23
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jessibnc :
lol
2026-06-28 21:09:05
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Haven 🍉 :
i usually go with "neither of us produce viable sperm." either they clock me as gay, or they assume I'm making a joke about my cis husband's infertility. (I'm gay)
2026-06-29 03:35:26
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Kenzie✨ :
It’s even better when you’re with a transman and you say “boyfriend” somewhere in the convo and they’re like🤨
2026-06-28 20:50:04
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user5154544458435 :
I’m a lesbian and also a physician, but honestly, you can’t assume. I’ve had the most gay looking women be in heterosexual relationships 😳 and even if they say they’re gay, you still can’t assume. I’ve had lesbian patients who were like 26 weeks pregnant and had no idea bc they didn’t count “that one time” 😂
2026-06-29 15:31:59
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fabio_hoopla :
I’m a lesbian with an IUD. Just had a kidney stone and they wanted to run a pregnancy test “just to rule things out”. Brother I’m TELLING YOU.
2026-06-29 16:32:37
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antareswithalibrary :
same with being asexual 😂 I always tell them that if I was pregnant then I'd be the next Virgin Mary
2026-06-29 14:01:49
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gabs :
I always tell mine that I’m a monogamous lesbian with a cis female partner and I’m birth control (for my acne) so if I’m pregnant then call me Mary
2026-06-29 06:29:33
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🧙♂️ :
I've just skipped the dance and when they ask if I'm on birth controll I just say "no punishment is involved in my sex" and that answers most of the questions
2026-06-29 14:59:05
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ary ⚢ :
its like they forget we exist, had a doctor ask me twice after saying I was lesbian
2026-06-29 15:32:56
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