@riosvalentinax: just sitting up on the panel stage doing my thing, right next to the flag. i wore this purple satin button down and was just trying to look professional while we finished up the session. then i go to stand up from my chair, and the guy next to me literally leans all the way down toward the seat i just left. i didn't even notice it happening in real time. someone in the audience caught the exact moment on their snapchat. you really can't make this kind of stuff up, just trying to get through a normal speaking event and someone pulls a move like that right behind me...