@myths_and_stories: okay owlbert, lemme get this straight. now, when you said you "don't like mondays" at your interview, you didn't mean it in a "workplace banter" kind of way; you really, REALLY meant it, right? andโ if i'm parsing this correctlyโ when we asked you to come in for your new hire orientation this monday morning, you decided that your "fair and just retaliation" constituted destroying conference room 213B, as well as severely injuring your fellow new hires? now, now, owlbert, let me make one thing clear: i want to be on your side. i really do. but when you behave in such a manner as you did this morning, it makes it hard for me to do that. here at myths and stories, we try our best to lift up our compatriots, instead of putting them downโ and how that manifests, is all up to... YOU. we hire superstars, yes... but more importantly, we hire TEAM PLAYERS; and if you're not ready to be a team player, then we have no choice but to let you go. i've spoken with HR and we've decided to put you on a month's probation, unpaid of course. after that you'll be working 32 hours instead of the normal 40. now, get home and think about what you've done. i'll see you next monโ i mean, next tuesday. (from xhs - id 7592529447)
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Monday 29 June 2026 18:12:47 GMT
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homestucker :
can he stop please?
2026-06-29 19:25:09
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Homelander :
owlander
2026-06-30 04:24:40
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birxylll :
don't worry, I can just talk the owl out of this. he looks redeemable
2026-07-01 07:11:20
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Phantom ๐ต๐ธ :
what the fuck is going on
2026-06-29 19:39:42
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โ :
will school be cancelled
2026-06-30 08:44:09
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garfield155 :
littlebigplanet sound effect
2026-06-30 01:10:45
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Kelly "Pepto" Bismol :
is this real?
2026-06-29 18:18:55
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Escoba0070 :
god help us
2026-06-29 19:55:04
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MechaSUU :
the camera man is fine why isn't he doing anything???
2026-06-30 06:21:01
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mollieโs 2974th biggest glazer :
Is school canceled?
2026-06-30 06:17:31
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cupidsatellite๐ธ :
does he do weddings?
2026-06-30 02:59:07
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Nothing here :
2026-06-30 02:13:49
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Tammy ๐ด :
๐ Folk Valley
2026-06-30 04:29:52
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Sebo :
national tragedy
2026-06-29 21:19:04
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๐พ๐ง๐ฌ_REX_๐ง๐ฌ๐ฆ :
phonk bird ๐ญ
2026-06-30 04:22:54
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David_cuz :
2026-06-30 02:56:30
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๐ข :
Sir please stop
2026-06-30 05:43:35
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๐๐จ๐ซ๐๐ข๐ง๐เน๐ซ :
this bro๐ญ๐
2026-06-30 11:56:35
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