@cam.and.mal: What’s the most unhinged thing your toddler has said? 😂😂

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jillians._editz
Alexis :
Toddlers nowadays are so UNHINGED but we love em 🥰😂
2026-07-19 19:40:52
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fanishvartsman
Fani Shvartsman :
My toddler is the same age as Addy (14june 2023) and whenever she poops she says "mommy look i made a snake!"
2026-06-30 04:44:51
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julierichardson18
Julie Richardson :
My toddler used to call her pockets snack holes. Best thing ever.
2026-06-30 02:56:51
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brianna_villan
BriannaVillanueva :
My 3 year old daughter had mutiple poops in one go, called the big one daddy poop, Meduim one mommy poop, and small one baby poop 😂
2026-06-30 03:37:23
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wellsmarissar
Marissa 💙 :
My son poops in the toilet and tells me it looks like a pinecone 🤦🏼‍♀️
2026-07-07 02:28:08
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drinkmorewater48
THE~COLOR~SQUAD :
First
2026-06-29 23:16:12
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heidibyerly
Heidi Byerly :
my favorite thing my daughters ever said i scare me too mom as were playing and I scared her
2026-06-30 13:21:09
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jaydakekahuna
💫🌚🚬 :
my son and i were laying in bed and we were talking about our day then he goes "mommy your breath stinks you need to brush you teeth" i felt so humbled 😭
2026-06-30 22:35:10
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_deis_17
Ardeisia :
Like last summer I bent down to just above my then 1 year old cousins height to just stare her in the eyes with a straight face thinking she would just laugh only instead on laughing she pointed to my face and said “ew” and ran away. My mom and aunt immediately burst into laughter and so I decided to do the same thing again but since they were laughing she did the same thing again but this time she just stood there giggling
2026-07-01 19:17:33
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makaylashell01
MaKayla Shell :
My three year old calls and says come look at the hot dog mommy
2026-06-30 11:15:11
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paulairene10
Paula✨ :
When I was 4 I asked my mum if an Apple helps people have a flat tummy and she said yes so I walked up to my dad with an apple and said “daddy this will help your big tummy” 😂😂
2026-06-30 21:16:36
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baddestbearever
🧜🏼‍♀️ :
my son saw a cow coloured horse when I was taking him to daycare. I told him "no buddy that's a horse it's just cow coloured" he goes "a horse?! not a cow? huh." we pull up to his daycare which happens to also have chickens at it and he tells loudly from the back seat " ITS THE CHICKEN HOUSE MAMA"
2026-06-30 02:41:47
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ashxxhex
Ashxxhex :
Walmart is now dotcom in my house because I said walmart dot com one time😭
2026-07-01 02:43:51
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aimeewhitemears
aimeewhitemears :
I had a journal for each of my children. I wrote down the way they said words and all the crazy things they would say and the age they were. they are 31 and 22 now. we pull them out and read them.
2026-06-30 16:59:51
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joannnnn1983
mommyjoann83 :
lol. what kids say. lol
2026-06-30 05:06:19
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secretly_a_mermaid_
Bailey :
When my nephew was 3 I was crying he asked me “why are you crying Billy did your dad leave you…” my dad is dead.
2026-06-30 11:08:51
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melanie.lopez1549
🍓🌺🌸🩰Melanie Anahí 🍓🌺🌸🩰 :
😂 Aww
2026-06-29 23:58:01
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ellisalinex
Ellis 💜 :
I was buying tampons and my 3 year old son said mommy is that for the blood in your vagina? in a full store 🥲
2026-06-30 05:10:45
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shota22231
Shota22 :
I love this😍😍😍😂😂😂
2026-06-30 04:19:02
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.soynairobi
nine :
im earlyyy mahal ko kayoo 😭
2026-06-29 23:19:32
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hiedimincey98
ThatGingerB!tch :
My 3 yr old decided to tell her Daddy he was "Bad" because he didn't have milk in his nipples to feed her baby doll.
2026-06-30 10:43:42
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ashleenichols_06
Ashlee 🤍 :
hi!
2026-06-29 23:48:34
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kaye_glas
Kaitlynn Glasco :
My nephew who turns 3 next month is in his phase where he adds poop to everything he says. Like if he's greeting my husband, he says "hi Dan Dan Poop" 😂 I also was holding him the other day and said "guess what?" he asked what and I told him I love him. He gave me the biggest EYE ROLL 😂
2026-06-30 14:20:32
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bangtan_jksj
bangtanKSJ :
Mine is 2. And when she got up and saw her 💩 She was like It's like pepper. 😶‍🌫️
2026-07-01 05:04:30
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girlgamer966
Brittany :
My son is 3 next month I can’t wait
2026-06-30 22:15:43
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