Taylor Black
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Tuesday 30 June 2026 19:00:00 GMT
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mollylarsonseely🍉 :
As a teacher - I promise to only believe half of the crap your kid tells me, if you promise to do the same.
2026-06-30 21:17:53
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bandrews :
I bought $2 worth of scratch off tickets with my change from getting gas (very rare for me). My 9 yo daughter loudly said "Mom! don't buy that! We need money for food!" 😳
2026-06-30 19:29:24
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LillieLynn219 :
My 9 month old was already crawling/ pulling himself up , walking while holding things— tried to face dive off the exam table … I was holding him by the ankles … thankfully I work there 🤦♀️so they were aware ahead of time.
2026-07-01 00:32:33
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Vina❤️ :
When my daughter was in 1st grade, she had to write what made her sad in her journal. She wrote when mommy always leaves me for the club. Sam’s Club yall. Sam’s Club 🙄😂
2026-06-30 20:50:28
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Kalyn Steakley :
When I was little I ruined my Halloween costume so in a hurry my mom took a pillow case, cut eyes into it and made me a “ghost” every single person who said “aww are you a ghost” I would say “no I’m a pillow case” 😭🥲
2026-06-30 19:53:22
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LAURA 🎀 :
My 2 year old SCREAMED AND CRIED “HELP ME HELP ME” on a flight to New York bc I wouldn’t let her take her seat belt off 😭😭😭😭😭
2026-06-30 19:54:24
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BPineapple679 :
I LOVE THESE PLEASE NEVER END THEM 😭😭
2026-06-30 19:01:33
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LizzieBordenGenX :
We were in Target when my son was about 3, and he announced in full voice “Beer store next, Momma!”
2026-06-30 19:20:16
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Ashley Calderwood :
My daughter used to tell everyone her grandma “rides horses without a shirt on.” …. Bareback. She meant bareback riding 🤣
2026-06-30 20:58:03
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Therapist Jo :
We were in the airport traveling internationally and tsa agent asked my son if my husband (his dad) was his dad, and he said no 🤦♀️
2026-07-01 00:22:46
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nitapee33 :
Was checking out at the grocery store when my oldest son was like 5 or 6, and he yells wow look at all this good food I hope you will let me eat some 😭 The look I got from the cashier. I was like I swear we feed him 😅
2026-06-30 20:55:20
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Rachel Nicole :
my son was 3. He told the cashier at Walmart that I was a stranger and wanted to show him my new van.... I had to show pictures of us together and tell them about the new mini van I just bought to get out of there.
2026-06-30 21:25:57
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Fany✨️ :
I went to a store with my sister and nephew who was 3 at the time. We went to get dog food and he very loudly announce he doesn't like the chicken flavor kibble and ask my sister to get the beef flavor one because it doesn't make his tummy hurt.
2026-06-30 20:30:23
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Nicole :
My 4 year old niece always asks my sister "Are we having dinner tonight?" As if she never gives her any 😂
2026-06-30 20:19:33
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Cin :
Me and my sister both came up with identical lies about having a brother who lived locked in our closet. The preschool found it funny the first time but when I came in 3 years later with the same story, they started asking questions 😂
2026-06-30 19:50:54
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Kyr :
My 2 year old has recently gotten into telling random people in Walmart to "go away" and when they walk by our buggy🤦 they always give me a dirty look but I can't control what she says and I have no idea where she got that from lol
2026-07-01 00:46:06
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thatzcrazee :
When I was 3, my father was building a dresser out of wood. He accidentally drilled a hole through the top and I yelled out Goddammit!!! We still call it the Goddammit dresser. And I still have it 😁
2026-07-01 00:42:23
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Samantha Jones :
I took my 2 year old to the bathroom at the shopping centre. While we are in there I decide I should go quickly as well. As my 2 yr old is standing there in the cubicle. It this said almost crying voice she announces at the top of her lungs “I just want to find my mummy”. I look at her and I’m like “dude I am your mummy” that was fun
2026-07-01 00:42:37
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LizzyBeth :
a kindergarten teacher met a mother at "welcome to school night" and asked the mom where her baby was & that it was ok to bring her baby to the meeting. the mom asked, "what baby?!" and the teacher said, "your son. your daughter talks about her little brother all the time." the mother was mortified because she only had the one child. I am the daughter. my baby brother was my puppy.
2026-06-30 22:08:38
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tit pic in profile! :
My mum won't let me forget the time when she was buying a few bottles of eggnog because it was cheap and needed for Christmas sweets, and I apparently started screaming and crying in the middle of a busy supermarket in her small-ish hometown that she couldn't buy that and that she's an alcoholic. She doesn't even drink other than a glass of wine here and there. I don't know where I got that.
2026-06-30 21:26:05
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Allie TheGoodWitch :
My mom kinda forgot to teach us how to floss. So I was 4 and went in for my checkup and the dentist asked if I flossed. As my mother had instructed, I dutifully replied, “That’s a private family matter.”
2026-06-30 21:13:02
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Kate F :
My son drew our kindergarten family picture as him, me and a box. His dad passed when he was a baby and we have the urn. I thought it was funny.
2026-06-30 20:57:57
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Amy Teague :
In first grade my son wrote that his favorite restaurant was “Hooters”- he had never been to Hooters!
2026-06-30 21:54:12
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Bugs :
My 3rd child had a hard time coping with sensory issues and underwear was a problem. I couldn't find her any that she could tolerate. She told her teacher, "Mummy isn't able to buy me any underwear". I was met at the school gates with 3 huge bags of donated clothes and a food box! They were so worried that I couldn't even afford underwear for my kids and rallied to put things together for us, bless them. I had to explain I could afford underwear, I just couldn't find any my daughter would tolerate😂 (they allowed us to take all the underwear so we could try them- we found 4 pairs!)
2026-06-30 20:22:05
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DarlingSnow :
My daughter and I were going through TSA one time when she was like 3. The agent asked if I was her mommy and she said no 🙃 thankfully she looks just like me and I had her birth certificate.
2026-06-30 19:51:46
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