Wait no you guys I jinxed myself it’s been worse since posting
2026-07-01 22:11:58
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Malaboo_x :
who else will fill the silence of the important part of a show?!?!?
2026-06-30 23:53:20
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Cara :
Scheduling my next common cold for a Broadway show 🫡
2026-06-30 22:52:23
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Steddyhands Lector :
Someone sneezed 8 times in a row at Moulin Rouge last week 😂
2026-06-30 20:41:56
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aly :
no but why does everyone get a coughing fit during a show 😭
2026-06-30 20:20:03
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Kyle | MultiHyphenate Creative :
Honestly, it’s the best place to open candy.
2026-06-30 21:36:57
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Gus (featuring Benny) :
yknow I was starting to feel a bit of a chesty tickle on the rise.... I should get tickets for the next matinee
2026-06-30 22:44:30
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Max And Harvey :
That was our dad sorry
2026-07-01 09:27:24
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dalya🌸 :
absolute hard hitting journalism
2026-06-30 20:21:23
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thecarli_fries :
I accidentally coughed at home last night. I am SO SORRY. I will only do it in the theatre i SWEAR
2026-07-01 02:47:48
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Matt Busbee :
You are the funniest woman on the internet 😭
2026-06-30 21:45:52
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stephanie💋🪩❤️🔥 :
i'm sorry for when i was at cabaret and had to sneeze at two of the most silent parts of the show😞
2026-06-30 20:29:05
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singingduckies :
I saw Cabaret last week and during I Don’t Care much, someone had the NERVE TO PASS DOWN THE ROW A PACKET OF CRISPS. 3 ROWS FROM THE STAGE. THAT THING CRACKLED FOR THE WHOLE FIRST HALF, the glares it got. They didn’t even open it, they just held it noisily until they finally put it down. Jamie Muscato sounded heavenly, I wish I could have heard it uncrispled.
2026-07-03 00:40:38
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Jo_From_Romford :
I was at the show the other week and some lady had to leave as she was having a coughing episode, I hope she didn’t miss much xx
2026-06-30 21:19:28
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cloudwonderlike :
i literally just saw you perform today and I promise you it’s the ice cream they sell that made me cough😭 you were amazing btw💕💕
2026-06-30 21:32:44
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nasirahlovesmusicals :
Planning on being sick in two weeks, just bought my ticket, see you then!!!
2026-07-01 22:26:07
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Mills☆ :
Don’t forget the opening food packets and crunching on crisps during !
2026-07-01 15:18:10
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drew :
i laughed and then i remembered the time a man had an actual fit next to me during hadestown on broadway and was removed…. 😟😰
2026-06-30 22:47:35
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Joy™️ :
Tonight was the worst its ever been
2026-07-02 21:27:38
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Tillie the Clown :
Thank you for making this 🥺
2026-06-30 20:22:51
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eleanor :
i like to joke that i have a strong immune system because i go to the theatre a lot
2026-07-01 01:48:56
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cat 𝜗𝜚 :
at least you’re in the summer run and not the winter one because way more people are sick during winter haha, every time i saw reeve and eva people would not stop coughing
2026-06-30 20:40:10
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Tyler :
This is so funny since my friend couldn’t stop coughing AT CABARET literally two weeks ago