@shutut81: BRO I JUMPED #meme #ti̇ktok #shitpost #shitposting #jumpscare

🦅🥹NORTHSTAR_VTOL🥹🦅 :

I'm not lying this actually made me jump so hard that my butt started jiggling. And apparently, my butt was feeling extra dramatic today, because the bed immediately gave up and broke. Then, with my tiny waist and thunder thighs, I tried to stand up... and the floor said, "Absolutely not," and cracked too. Somehow I managed to get up, but then I made the worst mistake of my life.. I started tweaking because of the sound. My butt was jiggling so hard that | literally lifted the sky. People everywhere were pointing and yelling, "Is it a bird?" "Is it a plane?" Nope. It was just me. Before I knew it, l was floating through space with no way back home. I was fully prepared to become the first person to orbit Earth. Then I suddenly woke up and realized everyone was okay. So naturally... I started to have an ear infection from the sound.

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I literally didn’t get scared at all😭✌️

Turtle :

took me 10 seconds to react holy 400 ping💔

kieli_goat :

what is saw

MALIK T 😏 :

weird :