Joe Fenti
Region: US
Tuesday 30 June 2026 21:10:15 GMT
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Benito :
Stock Markets is astrology for finance bros with real world consequences.
2026-06-30 22:25:10
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lost_sleepy :
All because Dodge won a lawsuit in 1920 to set the precedent to do this
2026-06-30 22:59:20
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☭🔻🇵🇸🇮🇷 :
Capitalism requires not only infinite profit, but infinitely increasing profit. Never mind that the planet has finite resources, this economic model makes total sense and has no logical flaws whatsoever 👌👌👌👌👌
2026-06-30 22:17:24
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Goldy :
"Growth is insufficient if the growth isn't growing" is so true and so pathetically greedy. Microsoft stock falls 8% because Azure growth grew ONLY 38% because last quarter it grew 39% like WHAT?!!!!
2026-06-30 22:45:35
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orncnfirvfo :
Now do the satire version.
2026-07-01 06:43:10
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shhimhuntinwabbits :
This isn’t satire, this is exactly how the stock market behaves over last few years. Private equity has created and legitimized “pump and dump” schemes on a multi billion dollar scale.
2026-07-01 18:44:39
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S1L3NZ3 :
My CEO makes almost 800x per year what I make, and I’m not the lowest paid job. That quite literally 3 times my annual salary every single day…😞
2026-07-01 02:43:26
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Ann Hog :
I was told if you just lie about fake future tech you’ll never deliver on (Tesla), you’ll be valued 8x more than a company that sells 8x more cars (Toyota). And now SpaceX delivers no revenue and is worth over a trillion because meme stock
2026-07-01 04:39:46
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Indigos0n :
Ok now do the skit.
2026-07-01 13:46:04
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michael_0093x :
Late stage capitalism very well explained
2026-06-30 21:48:45
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B_Dawg_17 :
Money is fake. We made it up. It has value because we say it does.
2026-06-30 23:24:40
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Liquidcarb :
The “shareholders” are really about six investment bank analysts covering the company.
2026-06-30 21:43:04
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bendani2me :
This is when I realized Stocks are just vibe checks. What do you mean stock went up because the rumor is record profits and the quarterly call confirmed it, so now stock is plummeting.
2026-07-01 04:32:36
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caasper3 :
Also the electric car company has never made a profit or delivered on its promises but we’re gonna get to mars next year i swear so it’s worth one trillion dollars
2026-07-01 18:21:36
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Shesabrik_house5 :
The economy is a game we made up and we can make up a new one🙄
2026-07-01 13:55:59
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Neil :
Line cannot always go up on finite planet
2026-07-01 23:27:00
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spicypeanut :
Why is this true tho… like this is not satire
2026-07-03 18:15:40
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It’s ya boy :
No salary increases ever until we quadruple profit, sorry guys
2026-07-01 18:57:06
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theauthenttic :
I worked for a Fortune 200 company. We hit 20% net income increase YOY 3 years in a row. The 4th year we came on at 19%. The stock fell 15% the day earnings came out . It was right then I knew I was done w corporate.
2026-07-01 01:45:57
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user9112670853420 :
Ain’t capitalism grand???
2026-07-01 16:21:25
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fadedville :
I hate it here…
2026-07-01 17:13:24
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Nelliel :
This is why I want us to stop allowing people to call themselves millionaires and billionaires based on the imagined value of stocks. especially when the second you started selling those stocks they immediately lose the imaginary value that they had becoming worth less because you sold them.
2026-07-01 12:21:10
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Emiliano Hernán Roja :
And this is what's wrong with our modern capitalism
2026-07-01 12:22:36
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D R Hertz :
now do the satire version
2026-07-01 18:29:32
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