I couldn't remember mayonnaise. so I said sandwich lotion.
2026-07-01 14:47:11
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Manda :
I couldn’t remember cauliflower. So it was broccoli’s white cousin.
2026-07-01 02:52:10
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Meredithparker0814 :
I have several, but I can’t remember.
2026-07-01 01:20:49
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Nina :
I had chemo brain plus chemical induced menopause and forgot the words "expiration date", so I asked the grocery store worker what the "statue of limitation" is on that mozzarella 💯 😂
2026-07-01 09:48:00
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asdf :
My dentist asked which side of my mouth I was having sensitivity on. I said, "the driver's side." 😭
2026-06-30 23:01:36
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sweet_tea_sara :
I forgot the word for tater tots so I asked my husband to get the potato children
2026-07-01 18:43:17
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Lilli :
I’ve started saying “I can’t remember the word in English” so people think I’m bilingual rather than having it on the tip of my tongue. It works brilliantly
2026-07-01 01:56:07
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JamieTheJeans :
Couldn't remember the word for relish so I called it pickle glitter
2026-07-01 22:49:54
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Cat Miller947 :
I couldn't remember tortillas so I told my husband to grab some burrito skins on the way home
2026-07-01 04:06:01
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MKEK Momma :
I forgot the term "tubal ligation" and I said I was spayed! 🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️😂
2026-07-01 18:12:44
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Laura :
My wife and I went through menopause at the same time, and our conversations devolved to charades so often we wondered if learning ASL might help.
2026-07-01 10:11:37
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Peasant :
I have a horse. Sometimes she wears a halter. I couldn’t remember the word halter, and called it her “face bra” 😂
2026-07-01 01:54:34
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Cindy Alvarado :
I forgot the word baseboard so I called it the wall curb
2026-07-01 03:59:09
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TaraB :
I couldn’t remember the word fasting for fasting bloodwork so I told them I was there for my starvation bloodwork.
2026-07-01 16:34:11
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Susan Unfiltered :
Not the water hungry! [Tears of joy][Tears of joy] It’s unbelievable the simplest words that just. Won’t. Come. Out.
2026-10-21 00:36:09
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CiCiKay❌💙 :
I was teaching, high schoolers, and I forgot the word skull….i said brain bones. It became a thing.
2026-07-01 20:33:30
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Jewels :
The thing is girls…we are all highly intelligent for being able to “talk around” the words need. We come up with something the other humans around us can decipher. Thanks for making my whole night!!! 💞
2026-08-20 00:41:28
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Dee_jae_bee :
The ball that shows the countries for globe… I also find staring intensely at my husband and shaking my hands in the air furiously does not help…
2026-08-16 17:26:22
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Potato_Wolf :
When something was too loud, it was hurting my ear balls
2026-08-19 18:36:07
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vikingpirate :
Couldn’t remember stroller so it came out as baby wheelbarrow
2026-07-01 14:54:04
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user12507855322 :
My son calls his shoes foot prisons.
2026-07-03 06:14:53
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Whiskey eyes :
I couldn’t remember the word for bat so I called it a Halloween butterfly 😂🖤🦇
2026-07-01 04:35:34
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MimiTalls73🍉 :
So I have seriously been stressing about forgetting words, like a little concerned that I was showing signs of dementia or alzheimers. I had no clue that it was a common issue in menopause 😳
2026-07-01 01:28:41
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Brandi Berg :
I forgot the word for leftovers and I just said food reruns
2026-07-01 03:28:21
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Sara⭐️Tonin :
Reading these is bringing me so much joy 😂 We are some creative people!
2026-07-01 12:12:23
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