@selfsabtge: can’t get cancer on something you don’t have ! #fyp #vetmed #alt #trend

4thAcctsTheCharm :

I feel dumber having read that

John :

feelin.wheelie.gud :

I get it though. I didn’t want to get salmonella poisoning so I ate raw chicken

jonah :

just get me off this planet already 😭

Brett Brett Brettly :

what-what do you even say to that?