@deadliestlift: The real bench was always the friends we made along the way....is something an idiot would say. The real bench is your teeth. And your teeth aren't your friends. They abandoned you when you were a child. All of them. Left you when you were supposed to be learning how to trust. Gone. Just like everyone else. Can't rely on anyone but YOURSELF and your JAWS. Jaws ain't never gone nowhere. They're the first thing to develop by the way. Like sharks. Our closest ancestor is actually the Woolly Hammerhead. Don't trust me? Good. You're learning. Know what else you can trust? Jorts. It's denim with nothing left to lose. Like a dumpster dog. Ain't NOTHING more loyal than a good dumpster dog. You could go looking in a dumpster for a dog and some jorts, or you could just buy some from @raskolapparel and save 20 PERCENT with code DEADLIESTLIFT, today and Thursday. What a bargain. You can take the money you save and pay for therapy. Or chains. Or a dumpster dog. There are lots of ways to search for happiness and find disappointment instead.