I’m on my fifth this month, and it’s my birthday! (I’m a guy, #cismpreg)
2026-07-01 20:28:52
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thehamiltonchronicles :
Other men goon for the pleasure of gooning. I goon for the pleasure of getting 40 billion abortions all at once. We AREN’T the same.
2026-07-01 23:11:48
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TIKI TIKI TIKI SIGMA DRIFT📗🦀 :
the fact that even the NUMBER ITSELF is a hint that this is sarcasm and they still believed it 😭
2026-07-01 22:38:39
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𝔑𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔬𝔱𝔶𝔫𝔢 :
dosent it take around 2 weeks to even know?? 😭✌
2026-07-01 17:15:18
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leafpoolspells :
we literally only get 1 available egg a month like 😭
2026-07-02 00:58:53
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emily11michelle :
Just goes to show that pro lifers genuinely have no idea what they’re talking about and only spew the bigoted shit the people wearing the boots they lick tell them to say
2026-07-01 22:21:15
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I_Ate_Your_Sock_tonight😈 :
I just checked and she's not lying, people actually believed that bye😭✌️
2026-07-01 19:37:53
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Pitipiwpiw wiw wiw :
Only 67? men did more, millions of unborn babies are killed by men during masturbation 😂
2026-07-02 06:54:33
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graham ♤ :
rookie numbers i get one every minute
2026-07-01 21:37:26
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.Naaghai. :
I love abortions, should get 75 more this week.
2026-07-02 10:38:04
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alien princess :
there's not even enough days in a month
2026-07-01 16:06:05
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Juliet (miko’s version) :
they’d hate me bro, i had 100k just this week
2026-07-02 04:30:34
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˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀ 🍨⋆˚꩜。 :
Rlly shows people have no idea what they’re arguing about 😭😭
2026-07-01 20:44:40
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mon(mal)dice :
horrible stats, I have 1 every two minutes 🤷♀️
2026-07-02 00:42:31
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Kris :
It's cause they're all inbred.
2026-07-02 15:15:30
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I❤️myboyfriend :
I have one every millisecond. Sometimes even twins.
2026-07-02 10:11:49
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erick :
they really never saw a woman EVER
2026-07-23 20:56:58
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That One Puerto Rican Kid 🇵🇷 :
SHE’S NOT JOKING GUYS
2026-07-01 23:19:00
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☀️ :
It’s so obvious they don’t understand how a woman’s cycle works 😪
2026-07-27 16:25:03
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ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ :
they think we can get pregnant multiple times in the same month?
2026-08-02 08:26:40
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h :
its only physically possible to get pregnant once a month, on the day a woman ovulates. sperm can live up to a couple days in there after intimacy, which is why even if you dont do it day of ovulation, you can still conceive. our education system is failing us.
2026-07-25 21:22:35
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