I’ll poop on a rock, I’ll poop off a dock but I’ll be damned if I poop off the clock.
2026-07-02 05:25:56
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Middle Finger :
45 minutes
2026-07-16 02:03:38
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Unicorn Princess :
sometimes people go in there to cry.
2026-07-02 16:45:41
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JAWheat411 :
When you start timing your employees bathroom breaks it is time to reevaluate your leadership. Their work and performance will determine where they need help.
2026-07-02 00:11:56
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Thezelda1 :
As someone with IBS yeah I’m not just in there in my phone. I’m in there fighting for my life thank you
2026-07-02 20:17:07
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KaMi07 :
Yet, I have one that takes 30 to 40 minutes twice a day. 😅
2026-07-02 00:30:31
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tp :
boss makes a dollar I make a dime that’s why I poop on company time
2026-07-02 22:35:38
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Andrew Elotero Avalo :
If you have time to keep count of employees bathroom break and time then you don’t have enough to do. Do your job.
2026-07-02 12:12:48
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ClassicFlash1989 :
I have crohns disease, its either take 30 mins once or 5 mins 6 times
2026-07-03 20:51:56
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BabeProctor :
Some people have IBS and other digestive issues. Worrying about how someone else’s bowels move is not up to me to judge. Once you have a gallbladder removed, enter into perimenopause, or have bladder issues, bathroom trips may change drastically! My opinion and experience.
2026-07-02 16:43:39
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user28471947294629461 :
It’s because I have hemorrhoids
2026-07-02 11:45:40
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Mr.Carnitas :
i cant play a call of duty match in 2 mins
2026-07-02 20:45:00
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Shadia :
Be careful about stuff like that. It can be considered harassment if you ask the employee about why they’re taking so long. That’s private and illegal to question.
2026-07-02 19:28:14
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Tony :
It might be illegal to be timing them but keep a close eye on how much work they complete. If they aren’t working to standards instant termination
2026-07-02 08:38:59
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Hawkoma :
I used to work in a call center and I was taking a bathroom break and after 5 minutes the supervisor was looking for me. She wanted to know what I was doing so I said “I’m taking a shit.”
2026-07-02 18:10:37
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Chicken little :
Im on my bathroom break and i approve this message
2026-07-02 18:10:05
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Miguelito :
i got ibs (i be scrolling)
2026-07-02 17:15:15
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slater :
You make a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time.
2026-07-03 04:30:44
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D'ante Gonzalez :
We put motion lights on a 15 min timer. Its a good reminder you've been in there for 15 mins.
2026-07-02 02:07:06
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Pete :
I use to take a quick nap in there, like an hour
2026-07-01 22:07:50
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drewnick :
actually complain and osha will step in.
2026-07-02 00:54:04
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xmencrom :
I usually take 30 minutes minimum 🤣🤣🤣
2026-07-01 23:46:14
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Endrence :
due to some chronic bowel issues I can easily be in the rest room for 30min - 1hr sometime phone or not.
2026-07-06 19:55:58
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user741888 :
An hour an a half later 😳
2026-07-07 12:08:21
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