@noir_in_retrograde:

Carrie :

This is the most legitimate list.

JadedPollyanna 🇺🇸 🆘 :

Absolutely.

👟👻ShoeGhoul :

….This is why I don’t want to date….😒

🌼 IneedAjob ❤️ :

why aren't you selling your earrings on Etsy?

sadiepupsatx :

“His manners…are a currency” 😳 snapped me THE FUQ out of it, thank youuu 🙌🏼

TV’s Girl :

All of the above girl yes! ♥️♥️♥️

JezebelSpirit :

This was a well thought out list. I haven’t heard many other creators bring up many of the ones you listed. Can totally relate.

traydougherty :

My ex had a privacy screen! I’ll never be with someone who needs that!!!

Amy6846Freddie :

being bff's with the ex

Chloemama1 :

A perpetual victim of bad luck. 🤦‍♀️why was I so stupid.

NorCalStepho💙 :

I accidentally ordered privacy screens for my phone. I actually hate it 😂

Aga :

Omg I live with one 😳sigh

S h a w n :

waaaait. did you have the dinosaurs earrings like 2 months ago ?!?! 🤔

Heartmender :

yesssssssss!!!!!

Michael :

These are an absolute requirement.

Ghouse :

Nice list...privacy screen, sneaky phone handling. Good one 👍

DEB63 :

I'm married to me - I'm a perfect partner

Candy Wilson :

All valid!!

hooked_siren 🆘️🇺🇲🆘️🏳️‍🌈 :

Kendo :

Im your man then

maryalvarez1870 :

Oh amen sister. Amen. !!!!!

Loves to Scroll :) :

Oh, my gosh, the privacy screen?? i didn't realize that was a red flag. i have one of those on mine because I travel a lot and I don't want people sitting next to me on the airplane looking at my phone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

heytherehbear :

Good list!

Melissa :

All of these are valid

Sharrie :

This…