lauramalizia6 :
You guys ROCK...and are the cutest couple💕! Love this! My daughter Sophia just shared this with me, because we brought all 5 of our adult children along with their bf's & gf's to Anna Maria Island 🏝(AMI) for a Family vacation. We stayed in a gorgeous home right off the ocean, with plenty of rooms, all with full size bathrooms. But as soon as we arrived all the kids started arguing about not wanting to share the room with the queen bunk beds...Go Figure! Also, when there were nomore "CLEAN" Beach Towels, they all would come to me in a desperate voice and say, "Where are all the Beach Towels?" My response to each of them, "Please note the laundry fairy🧚🏽♀️is currently off-duty, permanently!"
Here's a Fun & creative way to let your adult children & their guest know your not the "Vacation Towel Boy"!
Print the poem below⬇️& insert it into a fun beach⛱️themed frame... YOU GOT THIS MAMA'S💋💪🏼🫶!!
PALM TREES🌴, OCEAN FRONTS🌊, SUN-KISSED☀️, FEET IN THE SAND🐚 & A DRINK IN MY HAND🍹...So Wash Your Own Damn Towel (Motherhood Expired!)
Roses are red,
The ocean is blue,
I am on vacation,
And so is the room service for you.
You left your damp towel,
All sandy and gross,
Expecting your mama
To care for it most.
But look at my hands,
There is a drink in my palm,
I am a retired laundry worker,
And no longer your maid,
just your mom.
So enjoy that stiff towel,
That stands up on its own,
You can use it as a surfboard,
Or dry off with a stone!
PEACE, LOVE, & PALM TREES, MAMA✌️🍹🌴
2026-08-21 19:35:50