@stackedoverdrivepainting: Chat, I’m not even making it to the aspirant trials #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k

PileofSin :

If I’m lucky I’m born on an agri world and just farm for till I die of old age I’m okay with that 😭

Gooseyeet :

fr we ain't making it out the hive brother 😔😂

ElM :

there is no good existence in 40k, even a space marines life is miserable

Damian :

Grandpa nurgle can have me

Solar :

Idk anything about 40k but my homies said nurgle is someone I should be cool with

Idunno :

im defeating to the tau in 0.00001 seconds

Malovon81 :

For real, i’d get turned into corpse starch for memeing about the Emperor 😂

wickedlegacy :

I would definitely be corpse starch in 3.256 seconds

dilutedrat :

Boop my nose to flush the toilet

ShaneGR :

You know you would fall to Slaneesh......

Zoeloft :

Brother I’m joining the Tau, peace out humanity

alpharius :

bro id be aplharius

FRULIGHT :

The Coffee Elemental :

Finally someone with realistic expectations

Oggieboogie14 :

Me in 40k

Harry Springer JR :

I'd be a door handle or a servitor probably

Matt the Ragabash Weasel 🍉 :

I accept all of these outcomes as long as I'm not some furniture piece in Commorragh

Чебурек :

MPK86 :

turns out, all I do in death is print TPS reports.

Eric :

Realistically in 40k you’d be most likely living in the under to mid hive of a hive city. Either that or you’re living the same live you do now, with the possibility of a xenos or chaos attack on your planet ever couple of hundred years…

Solis 🏳️‍⚧️ :

id strive to become a skitarii. the omnisiah is peak yk?

︎ :

Even in death I serve the omnissiah

spare_ribz :

oh dude im falling for nurgles lies/truths instantly

mujahideen :

Hell yeah I get to be a Night Lord!