@codells: My longtime friend @Turro (who some of you may know as the SaucyTV Bouncer) moved to Florida yesterday and I have mixed feelings about it. On the one hand I am proud he accepted a promotion at his company and is on a path to starting his own family, and on the other I am sad that he won’t be in New York anymore. He has always been a loyal friend who’s been there for me when I need him, and despite being across the country, I have a feeling he’d still do whatever he could for me and my family. Turro has always been a hard worker and he was rewarded for his discipline and ethic, yet he always remained true to himself (even if his authentic self is a giant jackass Neanderthal) and we’ve had the best memories. Unfortunately we can no longer be friends because I am a New Yorker and you are now a Floridian so I must hate you by default. 😂😂😂 but seriously congratulations bro, I’m sure we’ll still find time to make fun of WWE and play pokemon together. Might be a bit more complicated now but the Saucy family is always here for you like you were for us Good luck bro💙 Love, marco jr P.s. - I attached your favorite song to the post so you don’t cry while reading this