@theonion: Scientists Teach Father To Communicate Emotions Using Rudimentary Hand Gestures

Jhonny Topside :

this was disproven. they were using strings

MythicalNonexistentDrPepper :

has this been peer reviewed?

mollylarsonseely🍉 :

Is the study replicable?

Sage :

I found my people

Leon Reed :

What a time to be alive! All these advances in Science!!!

fox :

No way 75% people don’t know this is the onion

Dom :

that's a trauma response, stop exposing him to trauma

🐈‍⬛까만고양이님🐈‍⬛ :

has science gone too far???🤔🤔🤔

mina🌷💌 :

Must be ai

Tashie :

The onion isn't even satire these days. I didn't even question this video before I noticed it's the onion 😂😭

Peir :

My dad recently completed the same course. He is proceeding to the next module "How Not To Be A Douche 202". We will be attending his graduation ceremony. 🤩

Papá GSide :

Can you reproduce the results though.

NoNotTheBees11 :

Can I submit a subject for this trial?

alanl995 :

I learned to pat shoulders by myself 😌

👨🏼‍🔧 Christian 👨🏼‍🔧 :

shawntheinvincible :

Nah the fact that society is so f*cked rn that I didn't realize this was the onion

Pimiento K :

Can someone make a Spanish sub of this vid? I wanna send this to my mom so bad

Raul Oltean :

Can you sign someone up as a volunteer for more study?

MikeTheCowboyASMR :

I LOVE THE ONION HAHAHA

Byoung :

My issue is my father knows how to communicate his emotions, he just only has 2 of them and one is anger 😭

⋆.˚✮ AW ✮˚.⋆ :

I... hate that I didn't see it was an onion post af first and thought it might be real.

KJD_95 :

I thought there was a breakthrough 🥲🥲🥲 it’s just the onion 🧅

mel :

unbelievable even for the onion tbh

The Orctistic Absence :

tracking the eye movements for this content would be so interesting. do we all look at the profile name at the same time?