@hobbiesforlazypeople: Mastering porch sitting takes years of quiet dedication. From the strategic wave to identifying neighborhood regulars (including Stubby, the squirrel with the missing tail), these five advanced techniques will help take your porch sitting to the next level. Whether you’re watching the neighborhood, studying local wildlife, or simply enjoying absolutely nothing, every enthusiast can improve their form. #PorchSitting #PorchLife #HobbiesForLazyPeople #SlowLiving #porch
The best time to start porch sitting was 20 years ago. The second best time is today. -Chinese Porch Saying
2026-07-03 23:39:51
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AirplaneShootingTowardsTheSky :
my porch. I can see everyone but nobody can see me.
2026-07-04 01:39:31
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Surfinbirddd :
What if it’s 93 degrees and humid well after the sunsets with a wall of misquotes
2026-07-04 06:56:38
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Bunny Boo275 :
I'm an experienced porch sitter but I really need a rocking chair of some sort to really enhance my experience
2026-07-04 03:40:41
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Absolem the Wanderer :
pipe smoking has greatly enhanced my porch sitting experience 👌
2026-07-04 01:06:33
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hankdarre156 :
Totally forgot Beer 😁
2026-07-04 02:11:36
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James The Angiosperm :
combine these techniques for porchmaxxing
2026-07-04 03:43:51
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visualgirlPA :
Mine is enclosed so I get to sit almost every day. It’s been over 100 the past couple days, so, pretty unbearable & I’m going through porch sitting withdrawal. I can just look sadly out the door from the cool inside.
2026-07-04 01:59:04
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Josh :
Getting into this recently, thanks for the tips
2026-07-03 23:21:43
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Jonathan :
Been out here all day, now listening to the tree frogs and occasional fireworks
2026-07-04 03:31:01
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Mary 🧿🌀🫧🩵 :
Seeing this on vacation and missing my porch 😩 #porchaholic
2026-07-04 03:17:53
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Silas hunter :
Hi! I’m new to porch sitting and was wondering if it is acceptable to porch sit while not wearing a shirt?
2026-07-03 23:27:05
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Jaden Strand :
I read every slide in Joe Pera’s voice
2026-07-04 01:38:46
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Eric Kerr (he/him) :
Remember that rain doesn’t end a porch sit, rain enhances the porch sit as it can drown out conversation and leave space for the sound of its peaceful pattering
2026-07-04 01:08:09
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jan :
ts got levels to it fr
2026-07-04 05:12:05
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ShajaraProject :
Strategic waver here
2026-07-03 23:09:33
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Elijah McAbee :
scrolled across this while sitting on the porch with my beverage. Guess theres one tip I need to work on
2026-07-04 00:35:28
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mothyxvii :
Is it too late to get into porch sitting?
2026-07-03 23:20:41
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Marz :
I have to work on my strategic wave, people keep stopping to talk 😭
2026-07-04 03:33:39
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Belaris Cloud :
There’s levels to this shit
2026-07-04 02:02:43
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Chelsea :
As a runner, I love waving to porch sitters while I run than easing into my sitting time after :)
2026-07-04 02:09:24
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GF Thomas :
I’m a back porch sitter myself: staring into the trees, you never know what might come lumbering out. If I’m feeling sociable I’ll appear on the front porch and get to people watching and maybe I’ll be lucky enough to have a cat nudge my leg - looking for a pet.
2026-07-04 01:36:31
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MoldyBongWater :
hi i’m new to porch sitting any tips to ease myself into advanced porch sitting
2026-07-03 23:31:05
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Michelle Day :
All beverages are welcome. Depends on the occasion. But my personal favorite is a post-work Natural Light. I'm on a private road, so very little neighbor watching or waving to be had, but listening to the bugs and watching the birds sure is nice.
2026-07-04 03:40:55
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Morgan :
What about like a hot tea
2026-07-04 04:05:37
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