@svp.of.global.brands: Oh no! Is everyone okay?? What if we didn’t meet our SLAs??? #corporatelife #saas #dsa #Tech #remotework

The Bottle Opener :

Whats funny is I work for a nuclear power plant and its one of the few jobs I have had where I do answer the phone on my time off lol

Jerry :

“I was 3 hours away, drinking frosty beverages by a pool, why would you call someone who’s been drinking?”

Be so for real ✨✨ :

Saas- where every deadline is made up and every emergency isn’t really and we run at a constant cortisol overload like the enemy is approaching across the steppes to burn our fields and salt the land so we can get laid off after a solid career because we don’t want to move to New Jersey and have teams meetings in an overcrowded brand new building instead of being at home having the exact same teams meetings.

Pastor Tyler :

A Saas company actually meeting there SLA’S is the real joke 😂

Mark The Oligarch :

My name is Mark, I have worked in SaaS for almost 20 ywars, and you have nailed my inner life.

World’s Okayest Marketer :

I work in marketing and I’m always amazed at how many people treat the work like it’s life or death.

Bryce :

I went from military to medical to a college. My definition of "available" and "emergency" has changed dramaticly

2thebase :

Mark! I just wrapped up my first week at a small business after leaving corporate for 16 years. It was amazing. Happy 4th my man.

Youknowwhatthisis :

I’m a copywriter for a SaaS company and I had a similar reaction not too long ago - “this email had to go out, why wasn’t it done?” Because you wanted me to do it when I was in the woods and out of reach, Jan.

SizzurpSipperr :

"we're switching providers because you guys can't guarantee 100% sync with outlook" me knowing that Microsoft can't even get teams to 100% sync with outlook 👋🏻👋🏻

William :

There. Are. No. Emergencies. In. Corporate. America.

BoyDrewWonder :

...and scene :

I have said 'no one is going to die if they don't get this today' more times than I can count. Folks need to learn to relax

Sam Jackson :

how is incorporating AI going in your all's SAAS product? is it as silly as ours?

50cal :

I used to set my out of office auto reply to say “If you have a copywriting emergency during this time, please rethink your definition of emergency.”

jeff_biscuits :

had an email on Thursday about this "everyone must work over the holiday and weekend to meet client needs". we make make software for luxury cars that aren't even in production yet 🙄

Aaron :

"I'll be out of the office until Tuesday. However, if there is a really serious emergency situation that comes up over the weekend or on Monday, please call 9-1-1 and tell me what they said when I get back."

Kimberly Foy :

Reading urgent ‼️emails during my 4th of July spa day 🤣 brah, I assure you, that’s a 6th of July problem

CheyAnne :

A client emergency also cracks me up 😂😂😂 I’m in accounting. It’s not an emergency I guarantee you. 😂😂

Steen :

I do work in a field where there could be true client emergencies, ranging from local loss of revenue to national news. Which is why we have an after hours service and people paid to be on call. I’m not one.

Timmy_2.0 :

The client wanted 10 more customizations and they needed it by the end of the quarter. Also, they wanted to know why all the changes they made this year were causing issues with all the changes they made last year

Jupiter_Tank :

Hey we tried to get a hold of you on your day off 🤣🤣🤣

siliconsepulchre :

It's not neonatal rocket surgery!

Julie Schroeder :

My husband just left corporate IT and is CACKLING next to me as I watch this. Happy holiday weekend.

Erica :

Like why are our nervous systems acting like we’re being chased by a lion…all over spreadsheets and marketing announcements?!