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Samantha Hall :
When I disconnect them from their fluids: now that you’re free, I do ask that you keep the jogging to a limit and nobody likes a flight risk.
2026-07-23 15:31:54
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Just Me :
When a mom in a long, difficult labor is told she will need a c-section and feels defeated: “This one just wants to come out the sun roof!”
2026-07-23 15:10:44
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Emily Lardinois :
When someone asks how much experience I have: “well I normally work in the cafeteria but they needed extra help here, so..”
2026-07-05 13:04:42
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kayla3426 :
Nursing student here.. reading for some ideas 😭😅
2026-07-23 04:48:11
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DayDreamer❌ :
When pushing the stretcher: “Please keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times and remained seated…”
2026-07-05 19:44:27
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Morgan Renee :
I work psych so I hear "I wanna go home" or "I hate it here" and I always respond with "same" or "me too, we in this hell together."
2026-07-22 23:05:05
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Momma Martinez :
“Free wax job” when I take off EKG patches
2026-07-06 15:03:18
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Clarknic1 :
Please don’t fall, it’s too much paperwork!!🤣🤣
2026-07-05 11:50:52
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Dotti :
When I check a blood sugar, “I have to see how sweet you are today”
2026-07-06 17:36:40
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Tonya Morelock :
Post op open heart’s daughter was annoyed that we were making mom get up. Daughter: “Isn’t there some value in letting her rest in bed for a day or two?” Me: “Not if you want her to leave through the front doors.”
2026-07-06 01:18:21
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peduzzi62 :
I have said most of these. When a patient wants an epidural but wonders if she should go natural, I always tell her that nobody has a natural vasectomy.
2026-07-06 14:38:23
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Mollie Carter :
When someone is ambulating for the first time in a while - “whoa! We have a speed limit around here”
2026-07-23 03:37:50
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Brenda :
I pick up a lot of 4 hour shifts. They’re always surprised I can do that. My line, “I’m here for a good time not a long time”
2026-07-05 12:50:52
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Turtle :
“I’m a great nurse but a really bad driver”. When I have to push the beds around.
2026-07-05 12:33:42
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Linds :
In preop- yep we have to take all your jewlery off, but I’m giving you hospital jewlery instead! (Fall band, allergy band, etc)
2026-07-22 04:36:10
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Jamison Lyons :
Pt: “I hate needles” me: “good, be weird if you liked em”
2026-07-07 13:25:01
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user5903639436827 :
I told the nurse that took my blood that I don’t look. He said “I don’t either” it made me chuckle and instantly relaxed me. I get some people would not find this funny, but I did.
2026-07-05 19:19:05
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tatsforcats :
"this is a lot of pills." "its an old family recipe"
2026-07-11 02:27:35
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Kyra Moore :
L&D nurse here... when people ask how much the baby weighs 5 seconds after birth and they haven't even cut the cord yet ... "I dont know, they're still charging, gotta wait till they're Bluetooth!"
2026-07-05 13:28:14
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Jennifer L McNutt-Smith :
ER waiting is a good thing, you don’t want to be the patient who gets priority.
2026-07-06 23:07:49
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exa_jack :
To calm anxious patients I always say “if I’m not panicked, you don’t need to be panicked.” It instantly makes them relax and smile.
2026-07-05 12:35:26
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Stephanie Ledvina :
I also ask them their favorite color after confirming name and DOB. Always catches them off guard and gets a laugh!
2026-07-09 02:50:54
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christygondeck02 :
“Not bad for my first time “!! Starting my millionth IV
2026-07-05 18:21:26
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Heather Beth Jewell :
When the pt asks "why did you become a nurse" and I reply "so I could constantly apologize for things completely out of my control!"
2026-07-05 11:11:01
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ChillyWilly50 :
I have 2 rules on my shift, no falling, no dying. Follow those rules and we'll get along great!
2026-07-06 16:49:08
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