@jasperlewiscantlose: What’s better than fireworks on the Fourth of July? Doing a little drive to get 50% off fireworks the day after the Fourth of July! Folks in Butts County just love a flea market, and the Pendergrass Flea Market (although they renamed it La Vaquita Flea) is the biggest indoor flea in Georgia. Supposedly they don’t sell fireworks there, but we know a guy who’s got the good stuff. Just don’t look at the sugar gliders and for the love of god don’t be bringing them back here to Butts County, either! Candice has brought back so many we had to build a whole new habitat at the nature reserve. Written by @jasperlewiscantlose and @jasminekojouri officer mayndy played by Jasmine Kojouri #4thofjuly #comedy #funny #show #southern