The Introverted Attorney
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Sunday 05 July 2026 15:03:03 GMT
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iamhumanrightsviolation :
just wish for a billion dollars dude.
2026-07-05 17:51:12
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zafkiel :
i would wish for more wishes
2026-07-05 23:32:29
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◡̈ ◡̈ ◡̈ :
You know what…. I’d take it
2026-07-05 16:02:38
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mar4uks1 :
willow be like:
2026-07-05 19:05:20
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Kira Kira :
The willow is not a monkey's paw! UGH! Ian wished for a billion dollars and got it. The point is that Bear's wish was inherently selfish NOT the willow
2026-07-05 18:30:45
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Ashley SA 🍉 :
It's real. This is me, after the wish. 😭
2026-07-05 21:48:29
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broodje kipsate :
"i wish Elon Musk would transfer me 100.000$ in taxed money every month as some personal lottery i just won"
2026-07-05 20:09:56
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@ :
Yk that One Wish Willow isnt wicked and it gives what you want. Its just Bear wish was horrible
2026-07-05 21:07:39
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Marz🇭🇹 :
"I wish for 100 billion dollars and that the money only came from the worlds elite billionaires/trillionaire and that they had no way of finding out where their money went."
2026-07-05 22:11:53
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✨Amalthea✨ :
I don’t see a problem
2026-07-05 19:14:30
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Obi :
I would just wish for unconditional $4,000 in big bills every two weeks to spawn in an envelope, no tax requirements
2026-07-05 16:11:32
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Th3 TrunkMonkey :
honestly, of all the bad things that could have happened, not too bad!
2026-07-05 15:43:25
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MrGrumpyAtlas :
"I don't want to worry about bills" Watch the willow take away your stress but not the bills themselves LOL
2026-07-05 18:50:02
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Miguel :
The ONE wish willow
2026-07-05 22:21:11
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very gay rat |-/ 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ :
honestly? I'd be happy with that 😂
2026-07-05 20:40:25
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Csidebot :
Honestly, I wouldn’t be mad.
2026-07-05 18:26:15
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Coco LaRue :
I’d be totally ok with this
2026-07-05 16:14:23
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PAU D. BARBER :
Me living as a cat:
2026-07-05 19:22:39
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Mariya Speaks Spanish :
Just when you thought you were specific enough lmfao
2026-07-05 16:09:55
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✨💫𝓚𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓲✨💫 :
So close!
2026-07-05 15:13:02
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Holis10 :
Just say I wish that, immediately upon the granting of this single wish, I become the sole, permanent, unconditional, and fully legal owner of exactly one billion (1,000,000,000) United States dollars, in addition to everything I already own, with the entire amount deposited directly into my primary personal bank account, or, if necessary, one or more new bank accounts created solely in my name for this purpose with my immediate, unrestricted, exclusive, and secure access, and that every dollar originates from a completely lawful, legitimate, ethical, and fully documented source that involves no theft, borrowing, counterfeiting, duplication, fraud, victim, debt, financial loss, hardship, or negative consequence to any person, business, government, economy, or future generation, and that all banks, governments, regulators, and other relevant parties possess whatever truthful and legally valid records are necessary to recognize this money as unquestionably legitimate and lawfully mine, and that receiving, owning, accessing, using, investing, gifting, or spending this money results in no taxes, fees, penalties, interest, audits, investigations, freezes, seizures, confiscation, legal disputes, reporting issues, or suspicion beyond what would normally accompany completely legitimate wealth, and that the full purchasing power of this one billion United States dollars at the moment this wish is granted is permanently preserved by automatically and lawfully providing any additional funds required to offset future inflation without causing inflation or harming anyone, and that I never lose any portion of this wealth except by my own fully informed, voluntary, and intentional choice, and that this wish is interpreted solely according to my intended meaning in the manner most beneficial to me, without loopholes, hidden conditions, literal misinterpretations, monkey’s-paw effects, unintended consequences, omissions, substitutions, or harmful side effects of any kind. Bro
2026-07-05 23:08:04
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muzataha :
Just wish for $1 billion
2026-07-05 20:26:20
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TheSneakiest :
Being a cat? Sounds like a sweet deal.
2026-07-05 20:52:56
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Josh DeGroot :
honestly being a cat isn't bad thing
2026-07-05 20:16:04
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