⋆. 𐙚 ˚ 𝔦𝔯𝔬𝔥𝔞 🐈⬛🪽꩜ :
“This bite for you” (eats it) That’s completely fine, I hope your pillow is warm enough to never find the cold side, I hope your blanket somehow leaves exactly one foot exposed no matter how you adjust it, I hope your phone autocorrects the one word you actually spelled right, I hope every microwave meal comes out lava on the edges and frozen in the middle, I hope every time you think you’re about to sneeze it disappears forever, I hope every elevator you call stops at every single floor except yours, I hope every pen you borrow works perfectly until it reaches your hand, I hope every avocado you buy has the emotional stability of wet cardboard, I hope your headphones snag on every doorknob you walk past, I hope you get popcorn kernels stuck in your teeth five minutes before an important conversation, and I hope the universe remembers that today—on this very day—you looked someone dead in the eyes, offered them food, and then said, ‘No bite for you,’ which is the culinary equivalent of sending a wedding invitation and then locking the venue doors.
2026-07-07 17:40:47