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rennat26 :
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch Monty Python and the Holy Grail Book of Armaments 2:9-21 And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. Amen
2026-08-05 04:17:32
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Skilled Sleeper :
Orangutans, breakfast cereals…
2026-07-28 00:48:57
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Christopher :
"In thy Mercy."
2026-08-03 20:20:49
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Pip74205 :
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
2026-09-24 23:36:50
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Steven :
“Go away or I shall insult you a second time!”
2026-08-10 22:11:47
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RacerXRacer :
and there was much rejoicing 🤪
2026-08-02 00:43:47
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John Red Beard :
One, two, five!
2026-07-28 02:56:50
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connorharrison986 :
“LOOK AT THE BONES!”
2026-07-31 02:08:07
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user42183935104241 :
I say some of these lines to my family all the time 😀. Python rules!
2026-08-12 00:11:41
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Edward Cox :
1-2-5. No three. 3!!!!
2026-08-22 22:46:35
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Jokertone :
what? Behind the rabbit?
2026-08-06 04:02:31
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Recognize :
twas a scrape
2026-08-06 23:41:53
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Tom Elliott :
One, two, six!
2026-08-07 23:11:34
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Bad Karma XV :
pretty sure it should be Naught not naughty In other words they couldn't see the target of the grenade.
2026-08-04 23:32:00
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Jason Lynn :
amen
2026-08-01 15:56:23
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user6175154207723 :
Jesus
2026-08-19 02:39:03
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ThunderdomeThingy :
No more no less
2026-08-11 04:19:13
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davidv1965 :
RUN AWAY
2026-08-03 01:59:01
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Nisan2013 :
Amen
2026-08-03 06:56:40
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Shawn Goeders :
Classic
2026-07-31 02:19:26
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The Real Deal For Re :
skip ahead a bit brother
2026-07-29 04:29:00
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Bunyan :
Five. THREE SIRE! THREE!
2026-07-31 13:05:09
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Skip Redstone :
Five! Three, sir! Three!
2026-07-30 15:52:26
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MasterOfNone3234 :
it has fangs 😁
2026-07-30 12:29:34
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tyesieb871 :
where do i get this
2026-07-29 15:31:53
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