@sigma.diddeler.67:

PerfectEdits :

I felt the pressure, I felt the squeeze, but all I got was a gentle breeze.

sringi :

The stomach growled, I rolled the dice, Let’s just say… I paid the price.😭🙏

H :

Maybe Shakespeare is not a name, but a title.

_h_dimitrov :

"tried to fart played my part ended up with liquid art" - Natux

Alisalol :

Here I sit upon the throne, Hoping I can poop alone. Phone in hand, I scroll for hours, Legs go numb, I lose my powers.

Ivanyyypro33 :

Sigma boi :

Tại sao t lại biết tiếng anh 😭

Arty_22 :

Shakespeare isn’t a person, it’s a title

^•Y•^ :

I understand ur pain bro

౨~Z͓͓̽̽u͓͓̽̽r͓͓̽̽i͓͓̽̽i͓̽~𝜗𝜚 :

Here i sit upon the throne, no toilet paper to be known. Now i wait and hope a pray, someone brings a roll my way

Paleo-Nate🦕🦖 :

"Here I seat,ponder deep,how many souls have sat this seat?"

🫥 :

here I sit before my masterpiece, brown paint smeared across the bathroom walls.

Khoi_Nguyen :

Fire is hot, peak is cold. This is rare as diamonds, yet pure as gold.

￴ ￴￴ ￴ ￴ ￴ ￴ ￴ ￴ ￴￴ ￴ ￴ ￴ ￴ ￴ :

The battle drums were beating, the mission seemed so clear, My stomach wrote the trailer... but forgot to film the premiere

~•華JUSTIN華•~ :

no name

GG_33 :

I trusted every little fart, Called it just a work of art. Now I walk with shame and fear... Should've found a toilet near.

Robert- :

Here I sit, in deep distress, This bathroom trip became a mess. No paper left, no hope in sight, Guess I’m camping here tonight.

𝒱𝐼𝐿𝐿𝐸✌️ :

is mine heart breaking✌️

Ur_Average_Asian_Dude :

am i fucking high

•ROXY• :

I’m shitting

️𝑃𝐽† :

The best one. Here I sit brokenhearted, had to shit but only farted. I felt the pressure, I felt the squeeze, but all I got was a gentle breeze. Then one day I took the chance, tried to fart but shit my pants, tried to fart, played my part, ended with a liquid art.