@myths_and_stories: the date? july 3rd. the place? east gigglegrub community garden. the occasion? one of the coldest july days on record, a bone-quivering -18 degrees fahrenheit (about 246 degrees kelvin). with the freeze only hours away, local gardeners at gigglegrub's largest outdoor community garden rushed to protect their crops from impending doom... that is, until one hero goatnar stepped up to the challenge. standing valiantly besides a large industrial fan, our main character deftly executed the valsalva maneuver, skyrocketing his internal body temperature to a head-throbbing 1,000 degrees celsius (like 1800 degrees fahrenheit, i think? idk). thanks to his quick thinking and his special gift, almost all of the crops were saved. however, not everyone was so lucky. goatnar would eventually turn to a pile of ash, in large part due to the cellular damage inflicted by hours spent at such a high temperature. in addition, an elderly woman servicing the garden was vaporized when goatnar attempted to take a bite of her coat. (from ig @ luckystablesllc)

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