@vsrsus: It was always going to be you. The captain of the longship just gave Brazil the axe. Brace yourselves, because he just did. Haters said he doesn't show up for the big moments. Try again. This nine never jams. Put Gabriel on a poster like he was missing. Made the TL turn chronological with his second. EBH has already dropped an IG post worthy of an assault charge. Getty Images cordoned off like a crime scene. Interpol helicopters circling the MetLife. Don Robbie screaming "look how they massacred my boy!" Absolute cinema from Norway's leading man. Haunted every centre-back he's faced at the World Cup like a horror movie and made them Scream like Edvard Munch. They really tried to run jokes on his name. But why stay humble when you can have the last laugh? #2026worldcup

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