@vsrsus: It was always going to be you. The captain of the longship just gave Brazil the axe. Brace yourselves, because he just did. Haters said he doesn't show up for the big moments. Try again. This nine never jams. Put Gabriel on a poster like he was missing. Made the TL turn chronological with his second. EBH has already dropped an IG post worthy of an assault charge. Getty Images cordoned off like a crime scene. Interpol helicopters circling the MetLife. Don Robbie screaming "look how they massacred my boy!" Absolute cinema from Norway's leading man. Haunted every centre-back he's faced at the World Cup like a horror movie and made them Scream like Edvard Munch. They really tried to run jokes on his name. But why stay humble when you can have the last laugh? #2026worldcup

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Erling haaland junior flying with haaland

Edson :

Sorry, but everyone has to respect Haaland…🤖🤖

.𝐬𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐚_𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐞!!🪽 :

bro hates seeing Gabriel win😭😭😭💔

ginger dylan🧌 :

Abdv :

futur ballon d’or ❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥

DaLeanGuy :

Admin Yk Ball with the tune👀

Irene🍓 :

I love Brazil but This was the exact song I heard in my head when erling scored that second goal 😭

Vil.99 :

That caption “this nine never jams”

ź 𝑢𝑟𝑔𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑢𝑠 :

ma boy humbled that miss penality again😂

swgboyd :

So nobody understands the choice of song ??

zorgs :

Gabriel later tn 😂

kol :

Eman :

Mr inevitable

Q 💸 :

Gabriel doing a handstand 😭

😈𝙍𝙖𝙮𝙖𝙣𝟭𝟬!🩻 :

Haalandador 🌟

LittaVoss🦊 :

Is done for Neymar😢💔

Mayo :

he's really him

readME :

NORWAY ARE GOING TO BE THE WORLD CUP CHAMPION!

Enzo 🖤🥀 :

Viking

antiaurafarming :

Auraaaaaaa

Za :

song choice omg wow actually

King of R&B :

Arsenal and Manchester United are the reason 😂😂

AMZO :

1Marie :