@yuvini_kandamby: Our Humble Viking! #erlinghaaland #worldcup #Soccer #haaland #football

𑣲𝐿𝑎𝑦𝑙𝑎 :

"haaland want ball, haaland get ball"

DungeonTurtle :

Not only 6'5", but 207lbs and can run 22.4mph they legitimately put a viking out on the field and said "Go play"

Hugh Jass :

tobaccoslut :

Deadass. Genuinely have a hatred for soccer. Haaland playing? I’ll watch the whole game uninterrupted.

✨⭐️Stellar⭐️✨ :

Heard someone say they keep him crated until game time and thought that was the funniest thing ever 😭

Alaina 💗 :

Haaland want ball ?

GO 🇳🇴!! HAALAND!! 🇳🇴 °• :

the all caps for the first letter of each word makes this look like an anime title

Alyssa :

He’s 6 5 the fuck is in the water over there?

༒ :

I'm convinced he's a Viking that they unfreeze before every match and just tell him to go chase that rolling circle with shapes

adam_g_1998 :

SAME!! Im so invested in Haalands bromace with Bellingham

CabralCD :

notice how the FIRST thing she says about him is he's 6'5?

ball licker :

they unfreeze him for every game 🙏

sumbusfumbus ✔️ :

football

Ari 💔Ω :

true_bob :

Im in hypergamy hell😟

DOGE_CO9090 :

Holy larp

avry_mal :

There’s over 1,000 fanfics with him on ao3 already 😭