@emilyisvexed: On the plus side at least it’s short? #husband #present

captainhaz :

Not your birthday, OUR birthday

Daniel :

I guess you could call this a red flag

Charlotte Sparklez H :

tell our husband we said thanks

Penguin Books UK :

whatever gets you reading I guess!

Wera The Hoes At❤️‍🔥 :

In the memory of Karl Marx get him a Labubu

JustAshisok :

our birthday*

Motte161 :

Bare minimum btw

champse 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 :

well now obviously you need bookmarx to go with it

Ryan🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 :

that's awesome, gimme half

ripflapjack :

thanks for OUR present, hes def a keeper 💋

Brynjar Jóhannesson :

It will be a hard wait for Capital for christmas

Sophie Lea :

Wish my husband was this funny tbh

tess :

Bold of him to assume you haven't already read the communist manifesto

nikkie 🇦🇷 | they/them 🏳️‍🌈 :

strangely, a red flag that is good

L_rod🏍️ :

lmfao 💀

AlexNemeth6 :

Next birthday 👌😂❤️

nicebutsad8 :

it's our husband I guess

Jonesyboi117 :

anaïs𝄢⋆˚࿔🕸🐞 :

communal birthday