@lobotomisedkorea: Legends say Micheal kaiser is scared of him #fyp #bluelock #football #haaland #satire

gubby spammer (evil) :

he makes blue lock seem more logical💔

Sunny ☀️ :

Anita👅 :

fr tho WHAT was this goal

sonia 🤍 :

Funtime shidou

ChosoOvenbaked🔥🔥🔥🤔 :

Alan,are you a cow?

Naruka(¬⤙¬ ) :

messi:3 goals ronaldo: 4 goals haaland: 5 kills

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shidou is based off him tho💔

Brünnhilde :

how did he even get to that height

Nexi :

In the first clip, he used the same goal technique as shidou 😭✌️

maysam2506 :

Are you guys sure he didn’t touch the ball with his hand ? It’s looks like it but idk😁

—ColumbinaHys :

the Kaiser felt true fear for the first time😭✌

_ :

This song ruined the image of evangelion im crine

els <3 :

takes him an average of 14 touches to score and he can outrun almost anyone else 😭 hes a beast

a person (probably) :

Viking Haaland VS Prime Kaiser

효린🐾 :

Doing more unnecessary shit than kiyora what was that jump for

Maple star :

If I haven’t animated him he doenst deserve blue lock status

Red Day :

bro is just shidou what are you talking about💔

Kazzy :

I mean he does play soccer with his life on the line 😭

Damon Albarn :

Evangelion phonk

j𝕒nᥱ ݁১ ݁ ꒰۪ 🧁 ݁ ♡͝ ݁ 🇺🇦 :

this is infact true

cloudi | #1 Beidou Fan 🕉️🇮🇳 :

sometimes it looks like he throws himself at the ball and hopes for the best

KitKat :

bro was the inspiration for blue lock atp