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Mars :

Steven Diamond??

Krurmom :

😭 I wanna marry someone with the last name diamond so I can change my last name

Super secret account :

That name feels like a Steven Universe reference

Sara M. :

🎶Diamond in the sky🎶

EMIKY :

“Steven Diamond?!?!” Was funny😭😭😭

greggstoast 🍉𖤓 :

steven diamond seems cool 😭

Bec Mair 🇦🇺 :

Steven in the sky with Diamonds. At least his name wasn’t CODY. 😂

Magic :

Steven quartz (diamond) universe

fox☀️ :

drug testing cops makes sense but i was still surprised when one morning the boss came and asked my old coworkers to do it

Gary C :

I’ve seen a lot of people in your comments asking you to come to London. It would be great to see you live here!

Anni🍒 (taylor’s version) :

hi, come to london pls

🤍sam&colby🤍 :

broo come to vegasss😭😭

Rude48 :

We allll agreeeeee

Floralesque :

Come to Ireland !!

me :

Come to Australia!!

coolmenlover :

woah im early

Jahydah:) :

Come back to Toronto!😁

Gem :

Please come to the UK. London or Surrey.

Ireland Diamond :

Can I keep being annoying about this? That’s my UNCLE’S name

M!lan .🫶🏾 :

Ireland Diamond :

OH IT IS MY UNCLE

Ireland Diamond :

Wait that’s my uncle’s name 👀

micksnmatch :

Audrey May :

DC!!

owsame :

im at the new england air museum right now its awesome:)