@mattwillpost: Never mind it’s fun #skit

Danwheel :

That does sound entertaining, someone should make a movie about that

SoapyBubbles :

Now imagine a dinosaur in a very wrinkly shirt

Levin :

Thank you for referring to them as big birds instead of lizards

SmallTinyJesus :

jurassic park should’ve just made big bird real

Leo :

why don't they just make ot so Anyone with a Really bad Murder/sex crime Just gets eaten by the dinosaurs, Everyone wins

Alita Tripp :

Dude they had a baby dinosaur petting zoo in Jurassic World. That is why I would buy a ticket. I’d camp out at the baby dinosaur petting zoo.

Tauri :

I do think a story about the Jurassic Park guys cloning humans as dino fodder for the patrons entertainment is just dystopian enough to work.

JBerries7 :

Deizon :

if only they made a movie about it.

Madara Uchiha :

"okay that's kinda sick"

jdawgy66 :

On the third day at the resort it’d definitely just be me strolling around in some gimmicky Jurassic Park merch with a $12.91 ice cream half melted in my hand, letting out exasperated ‘cools’

Kaidu420 :

I gotta say... its pretty sick😎

rooftop_korean :

Primitive war and the recent end of aol street having multiple full on kills was refreshing actually

Referee :

U had to perform the same sound and hand motions in four different hats and glasses

Tyson :

Jurassic world

WatzEtzFace :

When I was a kid. I didn't know that Jurrasic Park was literally a "Zombie/Monster" apocolypse movie, and I actually like zombie/monster apocolypse movies. A friend of mine said I should have read the book first. 🤦🤷🤣

dougie_fresh115 :

for your troubles sir

justinformhals :

had a long day and this made me laugh hard, thank you.

Light hello :

Yeah that shirt is definitely wrinkled