Katie🤍
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Tuesday 07 July 2026 19:59:37 GMT
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twistedmet :
You mentioned 3 different fruits after you said “no fruit.”
2026-07-08 12:31:25
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that14silverrado :
My kid would beat up your kid
2026-07-08 19:40:33
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Link :
My kid was actually given a drivers license at 3 months old. We make sure to put fresh honeycomb in her sock every night and only give her water from a natural spring that sits halfway Mount Everest. She also wrote an entire dissertation on why Elmo might actually be the greatest puppet of all time. Smart kid I tell ya
2026-07-08 14:14:21
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Kat marie🖤 :
People taking this seriously is taking me out lol
2026-07-09 01:26:34
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I Am Toad :
What do you mean you don’t do fruit sugar but you do a smash watermelon 😂
2026-07-08 12:35:53
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Squish :
we're big on no protein, no sugar, and no carbs. they're main diet is the little wafers from the church. its worked out so far for us.
2026-07-09 01:00:33
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🦂alize🦂 :
My 7 year old just finished their masters 🫶🏼 incredible what no screen time can do
2026-07-08 17:24:53
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r :
My toddler solved world hunger. Told no one.
2026-07-09 00:49:06
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Meghan Miller :
Bahahahahahaha. My 14 month drives me to work every morning. She’s very advanced
2026-07-08 03:21:27
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keylee :
my unborn daughter is reading shakespeare
2026-07-08 15:24:15
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DamselWithoutDistress :
I don't want to bum you out, but at 7 months, mine was already writing her dissertation. 🤷♀️
2026-07-09 18:55:04
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Katie🤍 :
I love this comment section because half of the people actually play along. The other half feel personally attacked and attack me. Either way thanks for the engagement, it’s been fun🥰
2026-07-08 22:51:18
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FrxshlyDone :
this is the kinda ragebait i wanna see tbh its so effective 😭😭
2026-07-09 19:38:27
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unbothered asf :
not to burst ur bubble but i actually became a pilot when i was not even 1 and ur kids have a lot of catching up to do. i also wrote the entire dictionary on my own 🥰
2026-07-09 08:30:19
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✟ EJ🦩 :
The fact people don’t realize this is satire 😂
2026-07-08 14:13:58
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xoxososo :
My kid got his CDL at 7 months and now runs log trucks. Your kid will catch up. Don't fret 🫶
2026-07-08 16:25:22
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Gull :
My son was classically trained at both the piano, flute and trumpet by age 2. He was doing back flips and landing out of his crib at 1. He is 5 and just graduated with his PhD in Music Theory. Beat that.
2026-07-08 22:01:52
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🍉Thatlesbianyoufollow✌️🍉 :
Yeah you don’t hang out with other moms bc they don’t want you there.
2026-07-08 18:55:54
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itssmeeeejessica :
Wowwww you may need to get your baby checked. My baby is 31 weeks in utero and does Morse code on my stomach already. That’s how I know what we’re both craving, and when he’s hungry. He’s going to be the smartest, well paid coder/programmer the world has ever known 🏆
2026-07-09 04:01:42
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Maggs 💛 :
My 2 year old just built the next nasa space ship 🥹
2026-07-08 18:52:25
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mikala🫶🏼 :
“I see you’re choosing a different path” is sending me😂😂
2026-07-08 08:48:43
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⭐️🕺🏽 :
Is nobody in the comments seeing the satire hashtag…?🤣
2026-07-08 03:21:34
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mindofkodi :
"we dont do fruit sugar. we do smash watermelon"
2026-07-09 13:48:11
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Thot_Topic :
When my son was six weeks old, he passed the bar, and got an offer at a top private sector firm offering high six figures as his starting salary. He’s brilliant 💅🏻
2026-07-08 18:42:08
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