@michaeleduke: I’m good. #granny #donttouchme #freespace

Meh just me :

Touch the dishes or the laundry more than your phone. Just not me.😂

Carissa Hope Wilkerson 🎀 :

Did he even ask us before making such a statement? 🙃

kelly :

I’m in perimenopause. I can’t even stand myself right now😅

KettlebellAndMoodSwings :

MrsCrane2016 :

I thought I was a horrible wife when I cackled like a sea witch at this, but then I went to the comments and I was reassured that my fyp does in fact know me and has found my people 😂😂😂

Sylvia :

What a shame. I would do anything to have my husband here in this life with me to touch and kiss me everyday.

SoizGapi :

I’m 60 years old and have been married 26 years. Trust me. I’m good.

Val :

He could also or instead touch the laundry, dishes, cat boxes, purchase the family gifts or plan the family travels. You know, if he needs something to do.

Liz :

No

vivigaff :

No please don’t

MissWillow42 :

No thank you!

stephanieserrata8 :

Agreed. Stay on your phone and leave me alone. I'm going shopping; I'll be back later.

Dream catcher :

love this 😅

ellenjay19 :

No no. Touch the dishes, laundry, a dust rag. Not me

T Evans :

Please don't, I don't even like my legs touching each other 😅🤣

jamiemb76 :

PLEASE don’t do that, in fact do you want to go get a new phone ?

Susangetoffthetable :

Mark Driscoll is 5’3”

Cαrσlιηε :

I don’t consent to that. 😂

SofiaGiant :

Oh my god, the way I laughed out loud at this!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

mntgrl :

I mean, I love my husband, but menopause has me in a place I'd never thought I'd be.

Shelly💜 :

No no. No touchy touchy

pebbles_017 :

Touch the vacuum. Touch the dishwasher.

sozzleknocker :

he doesnt mean literally omg. it just means pay attention to her and be present with her more than with a screen.

Tammyhilgar :

Not while I’m cooking or folding laundry. Please stop that.