@owengailllc: 0 layers of starch across these

curiousoctopus96 :

straight diggin for gold

chuberthepubber :

gelatooenamorado :

these ain’t got nothing on my starched jeans

lilyisab :

near a river seems like a horrific idea

Donnie! :

of course you’re in portland omg

oops.i.syd.it.again82 :

God I wish Portlandia was still a show so this could be a recurring bit on it

abner williamson :

why they ain't bowlegged

cypherkenobi 🇬🇧 :

Queluhh :

thought these were somehow metallic starched at first 😭

headempty :

what if the cowboy got suspenders?

𑣲kris :

Balls of steel

G.I.Robot74 :

Love these “age old questions”

Sapphire Dragon :

I feel like we're watching the cowboy rediscover armor

>:milleypede< :

get urself a pair of suspenders

Matthew Mills :

Should we make carbon fiber pants

Nick :

Need some suspenders

Asriel :

steel pants radio

Sophia :

i was wondering this

skeletonviper :

he shouldve put on suspenders so they wouldnt fall down

hi :

auntrissa :

Levi’s been real quiet since you posted this

Jesus Reyes :

𝕾𝕹𝕴𝕻𝕰𝕽𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖞𝖟 ◇. :

How I made action figures walk when they had no leg articulation