Do you remember when people used to get smoking breaks but if you didn’t smoke, no break for you.
2026-07-10 02:24:58
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Aws10Q :
Correct kids are more important than any job could ever be
2026-07-09 14:25:21
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customer.support :
U think that’s cool, once a year I say I’m having a kid and take 3 months of paid time off every year
2026-07-09 14:17:22
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zakzak :
Every new job I all of a sudden have 4 grandparents
2026-07-10 15:06:33
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Christine. $CFLA66 GenX :
But you will risk your job
2026-07-08 17:19:22
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IamAKween :
Yep but we’ve earned that tho
2026-07-13 02:58:48
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Rsworld :
This is facts. My coworker gets to leave early everyday to get her kids. No one else does.
2026-07-09 16:42:51
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whoseblank_page :
I’m going to create a whole ass AI family 🤣
2026-07-10 05:08:02
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BadgerSnacks :
Did you know that you can just do what ever you want no matter what? No one but you is in control of your life
2026-07-10 12:35:45
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Malaysia Aldridge (BlackBone) :
I can’t keep up with lying 😂😂
2026-07-09 23:18:23
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Marieseaside :
My daughter is 33. I still use her as an excuse 😂Every time.
2026-07-10 04:46:34
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southern vibes :
name your dog something basic like Michael and say your babysitter just called and said Michael seems sick. he's only 6 yrs old. lol
2026-07-09 17:11:08
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tommyJ :
Don’t forget the magical ability to garner time off around the holidays as a priority over everybody else
2026-07-10 11:55:46
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Chief Native G :
I did that before, once my team was time to come in at 4am I was like "I have a daughter at home, I ain't leaving her all alone".. Boss let me clock in at 6am 😆
2026-07-08 17:29:15
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Kyle :
Fucking true !!!
2026-07-09 23:47:46
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griselleortega99 :
Don’t matter people still complain trust me
2026-07-08 18:20:18
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M G :
In my next job, I will have 3 BMs. LOL
2026-07-09 21:59:17
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AquaWomanTru|ComfortandFlavor :
You are absolutely right
2026-07-08 16:42:40
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❌ Ifa Arinade🌟👑 :
I lied on my kids so much I had to stop before the 💩 manifested😂😂
2026-07-18 20:05:22
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cgibson223 :
bs. I got 7 kids. work doesnt care.
2026-07-12 00:27:57
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Renegade_Gator :
lying is so much cheaper than the real thing
2026-07-09 23:38:13
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Nicolemiller88 :
Yep. I have a co worker who does that at least every other week.
2026-07-11 00:35:56
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Terry :
Haha. I left at 1:30 today to take my kid to the dentist.
2026-07-09 23:36:50
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Apokolipss_1776 :
I do this at every job I have because growing up everyone with kids was allowed to leave early. Come in late get off all the holidays and I was the one that was held to the highest standard cause I didn’t have kids and was expected to work every holiday. Be there on time no excuses no being sick or nothing or I was written up, but someone can say my kid sick and the boss would be like no problem. Come in whenever.
2026-07-09 15:28:35
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b_4ward :
Until someone is like do you have a picture of him
2026-07-09 21:42:21
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