@halo.slush: Customer came in to test drive a Porsche and somehow managed to crash it before the test drive even officially started. The car was still inside the dealership, the doors were still closed, and somehow the first move was reverse straight into the showroom glass like he was trying to exit through a loading screen. Boss asked why there was glass in the service lane, then saw the video and realized the Porsche never even made it to drive. At that point, the test drive became an indoor demolition event, the customer had lied about knowing how to drive it, and James had already texted “prepare the crate.” I still don’t know what crate he means, but apparently it’s the one they use when someone makes a Porsche do a reverse entrance. #Porsche #DealershipFail #TestDrive #CarComedy #LuxuryCars

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