@summerhaysbros: You can't die if you never finish anything. Every story you've heard, the guy dies at the end. The end is the part that kills him. So I stopped reaching the end of things. 4,000 tasks open at 98%. A sandwich I refuse to take the last bite of. I'm functionally immortal now. DM us the word “GIVEAWAY” to enter this month's giveaway. Enter now, never finish, live forever

realhamsa5 :

That shirt is INSANE 😭

𝓦𝓱𝓸’𝓼 𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽🐾𝓓𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂 :

Get it, House 🏠 salad 🥗 because he’s a termite

Josh🤠 :

House salad, huh

tg :

bros looking healthier every day 🙏🙏

Adam DiTullio :

Now to the untrained ear

Mattchu_Art :

Great shirt

MrDripps :

first joke that went over my head

Key-In :

i dont get it (i have a crush on the person who keeps explaining)

Carter :

Don’t worry about paying, this one’s on the house

thomasratcliffe95 :

Thought he was going to ask ‘is the bar tender here’?

crazykutz :

a pg joke?

Doubleage82 :

… I don’t get it

Legion_of_Wasps :

Wearing that shirt on a TikTok is wild

Rene_Garza :

The shirt is amazing!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

Shaedon🏒⛳️ :

The shirt bro

Harry Parker :

I approve this TikTok y’all can laugh now

AtoZMobileMechanic :

I bought that shirt 😅 for a friend of course

Scotty00355 :

I need that shirt bro

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KickAverageDegen96 :

With apple WOOD bacon!!!! 😅😂

HAITHM :

I dont get it

Barton :

that's the best shirt I've seen in a while.lmao

Joelified :

Is merch delivered in The Netherlands?

Hough_ :

That’s a great top🤣

jaywarxd ye :

american houses are wood i forget