@mattbowmancomedy: she gets very conservative around my pimples #wife #marriage #pimple #funny #marriedlife

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motoj004
motoj004 :
Our pimples
2026-07-10 16:53:52
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laurengrady29
Lauren&Hercules💁‍♀️🐕‍🦺🍀 :
You’re getting caught up on the wrong details.
2026-07-09 23:12:26
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barelyatherapist
Barely-a-therapist :
Those are OUR PIMPLES
2026-07-10 00:06:27
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kevininnv
KevininNV :
When I went to get a vasectomy, the drs wanted my wife’s permission, I asked what about my body my choice. The dr did not know what to say.
2026-07-09 22:45:09
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tiredmomoftiktok
TiredMom :
ok but what are YOU going to do with it?
2026-07-10 02:33:37
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user26219016
Monica :
So you want to keep it?
2026-07-11 00:27:03
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c0smicheaux
Angel Brittny :
What’s yours is hers…. Was that not in y’all’s vows
2026-07-10 03:19:02
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h0llabatgirl
Hollabatgirl :
If we’re married those are OUR pimples 😌
2026-07-10 14:32:54
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natstictock
Nat :
This is particularly frustrating when teaching my teenage son about consent. I absolutely respect his boundaries but technically I grew him from scratch so those are our pimples. /jk
2026-07-10 15:54:14
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carolisdreaming
Carol 🧩 :
I understand, but I'm on her side
2026-07-12 22:05:31
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seashore.ghost
sea :
I earned those
2026-07-10 12:16:54
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parisbutnotfrance
ParisButNotFrance :
She asks?!? My husband should be so lucky.
2026-07-09 22:42:25
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jess122702
Jess12270200 :
We’re married. ONE Flesh. Those are MY pimples
2026-07-10 21:31:32
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justcameforthecomments
justcameforthecomments :
You should have read the disclaimer in the marriage contract specifically about pimple popping
2026-07-10 02:10:43
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katarina.loves.purses
katarina :
I was so activated with rage and then immediately deactivated. What a ride.
2026-07-10 03:01:32
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pizzamaster745
Pizza Time :
“Our pimples”
2026-07-10 00:34:47
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melodyxreign
🍉⚙️MelodyxReign⚙️🍉 :
those are *our* pimples
2026-07-10 01:12:15
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wheresranda
WheresRanda•L.E. :
No, no, no, I'm licensed to pop pimples and my husband isn't.
2026-07-10 17:26:45
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vincentmoon42
Vincent Moon :
My wife feels attacked. I feel seen.
2026-07-11 16:52:16
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atlasfluffig
Caitlin L :
I built this algorithm brick by brick. LOL
2026-07-11 03:47:24
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dave.reese
Dave Reese :
oh my God I thought I was the only one. thank you sir. at least I know I don't suffer alone
2026-07-11 02:12:30
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caffeinateddogmom0316
GG🦅🇺🇸🆘 :
What is yours is mine and what is mine is mine. It was in our vows.
2026-07-10 12:44:39
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illbeyourstepdad
Harold Jones :
I got yelled at for using that argument
2026-07-10 01:51:33
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daasro13
Daasro🇵🇸🇸🇩 :
I had to learn to rain myself in when my sons hit their teenage years. I can’t pop their pimples or even point them out so I’ve had to be more mindful. 😂
2026-07-11 19:04:26
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