@david_explains: #monsterhunter #monsterhunterrise #funny #shitposting #malzeno@🖤 𝔇 𝔚𝔬𝔩𝔣 𝔛 🖤 for the original vid cause damn you got murdered lollll

Comrad cat :

bro who is that???? valstrax??

Flaxil :

people will swear Nergigante can take on PriMal btw.

MontanaTheRetaredODST :

i apologize...can i put it back?

Drevis15AFK :

Me when I pick up the shiny rock and the grim fucking reaper appears behind me

josh :

" now you're going to have to EARN that"

frix217 :

I don't even know what's more Intimidating. The fact that If you look slowly, he didn't teleport behind, he straight up Hussed your shit. or the fact that he didn't even attack immediately and waited until you noticed. (Is this what y'all monster Hunter Players Go through?😭) Bro really hit the

danoxis :

-the monster probably

Tom_nojerry :

“Get it in blood”

Highace :

Why he so fucking fast

HeavyInk :

Malzeno: put it back

DBetter :

dude passed a rock out of his body just to lay a trap, this is why malzeno's the goat

Anthony Estep747 :

Almost Fictional :

Who takin my stuff?- Malzeno probably

TabletopRhythm :

He showed up, froze for a quarter of a second while staring straight at the player. THAT WAS THE DRAGON EVALUATING THR THREAT BEFORE LAUNCHING INTO SEVERAL SALVOS OF “Your free trial of LIFE has expired, please visit whatever god you pray to for an extended offer.”

oscarpine172 :

fell for the old bait and switch

🖤 𝔇 𝔚𝔬𝔩𝔣 𝔛 🖤 :

Cuz😂😂

Draconian :

now thats a jump scare

sharkbait :

Ooooooooooooo

shin_ichiban :

EU AMO MONSTER HUNTER RAAAAAHHHHHH

Ultron :

nagisaxkayano60 :

Primordial: did I catch you tryna touch my stuff?

Stuntchampion #1 :

Hathaway Noa :

is rise good? ive only played world so far

samuelsanchez7240 :

the malzeno was like. ooohhhh shiny can i see It?

The Boogeyman :

HE SMILING HE SMILING NAHHHHH