@brittanydepalma: Except for that last one…I’ve never said that 🤦🏼‍♀️ #parentsoftiktok #momhumor #kidsbelike

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bearare1212
bearare1212 :
It proves they CAN listen! 😂
2026-07-10 16:14:57
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jaycee_huddleston
Jaycee Huddleston :
My son used to get excited and say "I'm going to poop your pants"
2026-09-04 03:48:48
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carlee.braddick95
Carlee 🫪 :
"its gonna take 38 pounds" sent me
2026-07-10 16:05:55
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kaylizpat
Kayliz :
mine is so sassy and Im like 'where do you get this amout of sass?' Me...he gets it from me
2026-09-04 00:46:27
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myneverendinglibrary
chloe 🧸📖🤎 :
I’m going to poop my pants is 100% a figure of speech for excitement! 🤣
2026-07-10 15:52:03
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ktprice22
user5120536847206 :
I always love when my 4 year old says either “that will take 30 years” or “mommy that will cost $20,000”
2026-07-10 15:52:31
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mickeymousebs0
mickeymouseBS :
I say “ I just shit myself” when something is super funny
2026-07-10 17:27:50
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l.bales
L Bales :
I reminded my son to clean his room and he told me to “practice my patience”
2026-07-10 16:24:52
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cate623
Caitlin 💙 :
My 5 year old told a cashier that “I cost mama a lot of money”. Yes you do kid 😂
2026-07-10 16:22:52
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vexing99
Ve :
"can we cuddle for just 4 hours"
2026-07-10 16:08:15
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mid.michigan.apologist
Steven :
To be fair "I'm gonna poop my pants" is a great figure of speech for being excited
2026-07-10 18:09:10
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christinakay44
christinakay44 :
“Thats a little weird” is something I say so much as a mom😂
2026-07-10 16:35:11
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muunsickness
Charlie :
In Italy we say “I’m pissing myself” when something is really funny
2026-07-10 21:55:29
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asuperwife090
Amanda :
me telling my son to drink water and he says "you're not the boss of my body"🤦🏼‍♀️
2026-07-10 18:32:54
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ultrabookgeek
Michele :
I tell my daughter when she argues with me I don’t argue with babies and now she says that when I don’t agree with her 😭
2026-07-10 17:15:18
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jessicamessmer13
Jessica :
i got told i had "two minutes" to look at tjmaxx the other day.... pretty sure i get as much time as i want since I'm the one with the car and drivers license buddy
2026-07-10 17:25:40
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rhoffman1030
Reisa Bolog :
My kid says ages too. I was like wtf did he get that from…. Oh bluey 😂
2026-07-10 21:45:23
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jaylnn_baq
jaylnn_baq :
I hate when he uses the lines I use on him on me. “Is this going to take you ALL DAY?!” No- please don’t rush me though lol
2026-07-10 16:06:52
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thelittle_e
Erica Chantelle :
My daughter's favorite thing to use against me right now is "too bad so sad!" 🫠
2026-07-10 15:53:01
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pr0ximamidnight
PW :
my toddler regularly employs “this is gonna take for AGES”
2026-07-10 18:32:09
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aprilshowers_88
April :
Kids I swear 😂😂😂
2026-07-10 15:49:56
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so.heather95
so.heather95 :
wait no... im going to sh*t my pants is the same as im going to poop my pants. it makes sense...
2026-07-10 16:16:29
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aleahscibilia
aleahscibilia :
My son put a piece of Bologna on his face last night. I said dont do that, we dont put food on our face. He says.. "well in the spa cucumbers do"
2026-07-10 16:18:51
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kiyamouser
kiyamouser :
"my mom gets the mail EVERYDAY and just leaves us" mind you my mailbox is attached to my house.
2026-07-11 01:27:28
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qb5254
🐅~Q~🐅 :
Will the Queen reply?
2026-07-10 15:48:19
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