@philspizzasyosset: I used to beat up guys like you on the way to fights. Do I look worried? #pizzeria #longisland #fight #beatup #customerservice

Itsyaboi :

I used to beat up guys like you on my way to fights 😭

Mel :

This is how my anxiety makes me think my basic human interactions are gonna go

cx61🦇 :

Worried how?

TheRealBigDog :

Friendliest pizza guy I’ve ever seen

𝔇𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔣 ℭ𝔞𝔦𝔫 :

Me in line rewriting my rehearsed script

🕶️🤏 :

The pizza really IS aggressive 😭😭😭

Gregory Locke :

People think this is a skit but it’s actually just a clip from a documentary about Long Island

Alexis Pereira :

This is how you know the pizza is good

Proper Garage :

Brittnat93 :

Yeah bc why did Lou come in here trying to swing it around ?

amanda Marie :

Lmfaoooo

Nightmare :

"Do I look fuckin' worried to you?"

Esbjorns :

Looked kinda worried

Brandon :

Nicest NY interaction

jay_1212 :

Love this attitude I’m definitely coming

jackson0713 :

I’m stealing that line that’s awesome

Jacai Gregory141 :

“Do I look fucking worried to you”

Bigpeen :

What happens when you pick the wrong dialogue option

Ryan :

Weird way to promote a business

CiCi Does Things :

Me during PMS 🥴