@theonion: Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

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OH I love you even more now

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Dear Onion, Marry me. 💖

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Cassandra 🇱🇧 :

That was uncomfortable for Utah guy to say

nhhhh :

hi mum this is the news yeah

Hotbotty :

Wow

b_museDouche :

Ryan Gummow :

bert :

typo

drayton369 :

Now post a skit

TitleWave :

I remember when The Onion was parody 😢

🫃 :

it’s sad that this is still more reliable than fox

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I'm so glad the Onion exists. I don't know how I would have kept my sanity through the Trump years without them.

2nd Second :

This is satire?

roman.romero.ramirez :

The Onion is really just doing the news now a days🤣🤣🤣

Lupita :

Why isn’t The Onion satire anymore?

Lexxie Black :

Remember when The Onion used to be just fake sketches, and not real world reporting

Angelcake :

I thought this was supposed to be a satire account😔

mculu2 :

why is the onion reporting regular news