@sexylittlefatboy: 🛁 🐺 People sometimes ask if my boyfriend is just a character I made up for the lulz. If you'd like a full comedy special, consider donating through my bio.

John Doe :

. . . . well now i have new boyfriend goals i guess

🐟Kitty🐾 :

*romantic meow*

😝cole.regular😝 :

I aspire to be you

Queen Cluck :

Olivand Jasper :

Vincent deserves less dragging 😂

🔥👀👁ལྷ👁👀🔥 :

They say “bark like you want it” but he’s just a Boston terrier going AAAAAAWWWOUAAAWAAAH GNARF AWAWAWAAARRRWAAAA

brodyjonas :

I'm just looking for a lady who'll let me shriek like a Duck Toller

🎠🍶🌊📀Megan🎤💎🍶🎠 :

found him

Phoenix✨🌛💖(Simply Unhinged) :

In some Asian cultures they also... become one with the dog but in a totally different way. 😂