@expoparker:

💲 :

カイル˚.🦴 ᵎᵎ :

That was me btw

celtic8647 :

earliest i’ve ever been

🥀🇦🇱 𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖞 🇦🇱🥀 :

Hi (no sexual intend)

TocaIzlaWorld :

This was honestly one of the most unfunny things I've watched in a long time, and I don't say that lightly. I went into it expecting there to be some kind of payoff eventually, because that's usually how comedy works. Even if a joke starts slowly, there's normally a point where everything clicks together and the buildup finally makes sense. Throughout the entire video, I kept waiting for that moment to arrive. I figured maybe the opening was intentionally awkward to set up something bigger, or maybe there was going to be an unexpected twist that would completely change how I looked at everything that came before it. Instead, that moment never arrived. The entire experience felt like one long setup without any real conclusion. Every time I thought the punchline was about to happen, the video simply continued in the same direction. It kept introducing moments that seemed like they were supposed to be leading somewhere, but none of them ever paid off. It's almost like reading a mystery novel that spends hundreds of pages but uilding suspense only to end without revealing who committed the crime. You're left feeling less confused about the story itself and more confused about why so much time was spent building expectations that were never fulfilled. One of the biggest problems is the pacing. Comedy relies heavily on timing, and timing is often what separates something that's genuinely hilarious from something that just feels awkward. Here, the pacing never seemed to find a rhythm. Certain moments dragged on far longer than they needed to, while other moments rushed by without giving anything enough room to become funny. Instead of creating anticipation, the extended pauses and repeated bits made everything feel slower and slower as the video went on. As I watched, I found myself constantly thinking, "Okay, maybe the next part is where it gets funny." That thought repeated itself over and over. Every new scene felt like it was introducing another opportunity for the joke to finally land. Unfortunately, every one of those opportunities passed without anything memorable happening.

🫪 :

this is probably the most NORMAL skit he’s done

yeah :

This is all I can hear 😭

Pizza · Following :

Is my account private?

Qш.2 :

it feels weird being early

Aiden :

This is the most normal Ive seen Parker in his vids

★𝕿𝖎𝖆𝖌𝖔★ :

holy early

Jeremiah 🐉🐺🦅 :

that was my friend kyle btw

Jean Claude Axiaq :

oh that was me

Brogen_Inman44 :

Why am I so early.

مهوجِس :

Well did you decline?

Yari :

love u parker 💋

zeus :

Parker I love you your my idol

cataplexis :

That was me I’m so sorry