I accidentally hit my 3 year old in the chin while we were wrestling around. At the register in the grocery store, in front of strangers he said “mommy are you going to punch me in the face again” 😐
2026-07-14 13:29:21
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bil4l2 :
This MF doesn’t forget ANYTHING
2026-07-14 12:57:08
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Chelle :
Told my daughter when she was 3 she had to wait until she’s 5 to be able to play with slime. She turns five this month… guess what she told me she was so excited to get for her birthday? 🤦🏽♀️
2026-07-14 17:15:18
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KLongtheginger :
When my twins were 4, I was in the shower and they broke into my bathroom and see a tattoo on my butt. So every time they see a person with a tattoo they say “my mom has a tattoo on her butt!!!!” I have tattoos in visible places too so I’m not sure while they bring that one up. They’re 6 now and they still do this.
2026-07-27 12:04:07
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Leigha ☀️ :
My husband swallowed his drink wrong once and started coughing. My son was 4 at the time and came running up and started smacking him on the back to “save him from choking”. He STILL reminds me 2 years later that I was just gonna let his dad expire basically and HES the one who saved the day that day. Lmao
2026-07-27 16:57:51
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Meagan :
My freshly 3yr old remembers store layouts and where everything is. Also when I’m driving, he tells me which way I need to go and if I go a different way he makes it known we don’t go this way
2026-07-14 11:11:38
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rebbyjstott :
My daughter is 7… when she was about 3.5, before she could read and write, I had an unfortunate incident with a bowel movement… found her journal from earlier this year and she wrote “mom pooped her pants” 💀
2026-07-14 14:47:36
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Chandler :
Told my 2.5 year old we would go to the park in the morning but he needed to go to bed. Soon as he woke up 5:30AM "PARK???" 😭
2026-07-14 06:31:15
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Lala. :
can remember everything but what I asked them to do!
2026-07-15 03:30:55
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Bri Whitney :
Nothing scares me more than realizing they just heard all the gossip me and my husband were talking about. 😳😬😬
2026-07-13 18:13:19
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_loveem :
One evening I asked my 5 year old if she was still hungry and I could give her more rice. She said no. She woke me up in the middle of the night asking if I was ready to give her more rice
2026-07-15 18:50:34
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Deeeestanie :
Me as a server walking up to a table "hey y'all how's...."
Toddler "my dad doesn't have any money"
2026-07-15 15:26:39
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AyyySMR :
3 weeks ago??? She brings up our Disney trip that I messed up our reservations from 3 years ago. She’s 5 😅
2026-07-15 23:40:16
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controversially.me :
My daughter is banned from snacks because she don’t know how to act and she demands things (3y) and at the grocery store she said “mommy can I eat today? I’ve been good”
2026-07-15 21:23:17
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KWynae :
Bruh my daughter’s memory is crazy. I be asking her stuff I don’t remember 🤣
2026-07-16 17:54:06
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Chelsea :
My 4yo loves to say “mommy go through the red light again!” No matter who is in the car with us. I’ve never run a red light in my life. I’ve turned right on red, and even then only occasionally bc it already stresses me out lmao. I’m like pls stop saying that???
2026-07-13 19:11:25
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emera.caroline :
Bro my 3 year old remembered a toy we promised him 2 and a half months ago 😭
2026-07-14 14:49:19
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RondéB :
This my son! He 5 right now.. But he’s always had great memory 😭 & everything happened lastnight or yesterday
2026-07-14 21:41:38
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KiwikoKrafts :
THIS IS SO TRUE. I was a soccer coach for 3-4 year olds and saw them once a week for 50min. I remember I said for our question of the day what our favorite fruit is and I said strawberry. 2 weeks later a kid brought me a strawberry lollipop because dad had said if she listened she’d get a treat but she said I deserved one to. 🥺 she gave me her last strawberry one and it melted me heart.
2026-07-13 18:05:01
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Madi C :
I was carrying a basket of laundry and didn’t see my 3 year old on the floor beneath me and kicked his leg while walking. Now he tells me almost daily when he’s near that spot in the house “that’s where you kicked me”
2026-07-14 14:06:09
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v.h.23 :
my 3yr old remembers shit from LAST YEAR
2026-07-14 13:45:08
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sayde 🩷🤩 :
my 5 year old told me to go pee on that stick that makes 2 pink lines to see if there is a baby in my belly bc my belly was getting kinda big
2026-07-14 17:22:32
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Ellejayy :
I swear my 4 yr old remembers being born. He does not forget a single thing. Except to wash his hands after he goes to the bathroom.
2026-07-14 02:46:34
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sinceres #1 hater :
i accidentally threw my sons toothbrush away so he skipped brushing for one morning and he told everyone at school that he doesn’t brush his teeth ever
2026-07-15 11:40:13
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